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Having Pisces and Aquarius placements is so unserious I’ll be fucking sobbing & realize how absurd the shit I’m crying about is & then I just laugh.

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Palms itching. Veil thinning. You know you want a reading.

Get yourself right for the rest of the year!

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HAPPY PRIDE Y’ALL

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷🤍🩵🤎🖤

I’m offering PAY WHAT YOU CAN readings for the month with options for $10, $20, or $30 readings available.

My little one has expressed having a hard time at school as they navigate understanding their gender & I just wanted to do something for Pride Month that shows them there’s more to the world than what they deal with at school.

If you’re interested in getting a reading hit me up via DM or emailing me directly at [slangincards at gmail dot com] ❤️

10% of proceeds will be donated to The Trevor Project & receipts will be provided at the end of the month.

Expect readings to be sent out within 3-5 days of booking.

Love y’all frfr.

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Jupiter Signs Giving Gifts

Jupiter is the planet of benevolence & giving. Your natal Jupiter may point to your style of gift giving, or even the type of gifts you like to receive. 

Aries: last minute gifts/re-gifts, hastily wrapped presents, experiences, gym memberships.

Taurus: fragrance, practical gifts that stimulate the senses, food & baked goods, arts & crafts

Gemini: personalized coupon books (free hugs type shit), gag gifts, short books or puzzles (sudoku, word searches/crosswords, table puzzles) 

Cancer: home decor, homemade gifts, things with deep sentimental value (framed photos, mementos, etc.), gifts like a mom (socks, deodorant, the things you forget you need)

Leo: anything that glitters or has a perceived high value, things they’d get themselves, either super personal or super general (gift cards).

Virgo: notebooks, planners/organizers, skincare, gift baskets, care packages, books (cookbooks & self-help), well thought out gifts that show they know & care

Libra: skincare & home aesthetics, clothes, gift cards, books (fiction, history/religion, art & coffee table), faith-based or spiritual mementos

Scorpio: healing/wellness gifts (spa treatments & self-care items), hyper-specific “how did you know??”, gifts that look expensive but are bargains for the native, sexy & thoughtful gifts (lingerie, perfume-laced handwritten notes, erotic experiences)

Sagittarius: trips & unexpected experiences, gifts that are considered “big”, overly generous or extravagant, what you think you need rather than what you may have actually wanted

Capricorn: practical gifts with great returns (trusts, investments, & opening accounts for others), experiences & opportunities, vintage or bespoke gifts that take time and $$$ to craft, passed down items from family & ancestors

Aquarius: eclectic, funky gifts, curios & random items from their adventures, gifts that speak to their loved one’s niche interests, universal gifts (gift baskets for everyone)

Pisces: music & art, intentional & well-thought out gifts, spiritual experiences (tarot/birth chart readings), candles, essential oils, & gifts that serve to calm the senses (ranging from blankets to pets) 

Let me know if these resonated with you!

May Jupiter bless us all with what we need & maybe even what we want this holiday season.

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Tarot & Playing Card Divination

Natal Chart Readings 

Available Now! @l3xistentialism

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LEO FULL MOON | ♌︎

Self-Actualization is a lifelong project

I build confidence by trying new things

I know my worth

I trust my instincts & intuition

We’re stronger together

Harmonizing with nature brings us back to the Self

Leo Full Moons tend to reveal the truth behind “us vs. them” dynamics, along with how we as individuals show up in and for the collective. With such a heightened focus on the selfishness & callousness of the Powers That Be™️©️®️ it’s finally gotten to a point that many who weren’t aware (or willfully ignorant) before see that all we have is each other. There’s not enough time to be anything other than our best selves. Leaning into our talents and offering them to each other is how we survive, thrive, and build whatever comes after this mess falls.

Blessed Full Moon & All Power to All the People.

I’m available for readings if you’re available to get read ✨

Deck - Modern Witch Tarot

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2026 Readings

Looking for some insight into what 2026 has in store?

I’m offering Readings focused on the New Year until January 9.

Whether it’s a classic Past, Present, Future reading or an intuitive rendering of what the year spells out for you, my readings offer insight into what’s coming next while taking a special account into the underlying circumstances that got you to this point.

Readings are delivered via email within a week!

DM me or email slangincards at gee mail dot com to book your reading neeeow!

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Hi hi 👋🏽 ✨

I tweaked some of the offerings & I’m happier with this selection for my 2025 readings.

If you know me, you know I’ve been doing client work for over a decade now & absolutely love connecting with folks through the cards!

If you don’t know me, I’m Lex, a Black Mother, Tarot Reader, and witchy woman whose divination practice integrates elements of traditional tarot interpretations with a personal twist and unfiltered intuitive insight.

Here are this year’s offerings:

Birth Chart Tarot: An in depth look at your chart using the Cards as a guide. Each placement in your chart & its aspects have a corresponding card that offers insight into how that energy shows up in your day to day life. Querent will need Birth Time and Place to accurately calculate chart Houses and Aspects | $120

555 Reading: Reminiscent of Past, Present, Future or general Intuitive readings I’ve previously offered, the 555 reading is 3 rows of 5 cards each on a topic of your choosing. Themes and patterns will form within the rows and columns, allowing the reading to present its central messages organically | $50

Full Moon Release: Offered for the 3 days where Full Moon energy is at its peak, this reading offers insights into what is needed to let go of, and what is to be cultivated throughout the next Lunar Cycle | $35

contact me via dm or email

✨slangincards @ gmail dot com ✨

to book your reading with me!

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Sagittarius New Moon

Do it loud

Do it for the love

Do it to make your world better

Do it scared

Do it to return to yourself

Do it to feel something

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Available for Readings through the end of the Year!

Tarot Readings: Sliding Scale $20-$50

Natal Chart Readings: $30

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