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PSA.
Please remember that marijuana, or “reefer”, is illegal unless it’s for medical use. And no, wonky elbows are not a good excuse. I’m looking at you, Stoner Brett. Also “weed” is the devil’s lettuce and we mustn’t be tempted by his ways.
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my happy place
I honestly need a new roommate. Preferrably one that doesnt scream at her boyfriend at 5am when she gets home or leaves the kitchen disgusting. Like shit I’m a messy person but this is just ridiculous. I’m bout to kick the bitch out.
So I was wandering today and went to the park (why? idk) and just sat in the grass and there was a family sorta close (double why) and this little girl started running around giving out flowers. So your boy rocked three flowers in his hair today and got hella looks and a couple compliments. Definitely gonna start doing that more often because a) I like compliments, duh b) I look fab as hell and c) fuck gender roles, I’m a princess.
I feel like Taylor Swift and I’m loving it.
If someone has a direct line to Mother Nature, I’m going to need you to pass on a message to me because clearly she’s ignoring my calls. I want her to realize that there are many places where crickets naturally belong. Chirping outside the bedroom window on a warm summer’s night, offering parenting classes to Gepetto in child-rearing so he can control his unruly puppet-child... Make sure she takes note that these places are all totally acceptable for cricket inhabitance. One place that is not appropriate, however, is in. My. Shower. I don’t know he got there, but unless he plans to help me split the rent, he’s gotta go. Tell Mother Nature that his life is now on her conscience. Please and thank you.
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BABY BLAINE IS 21!!!!! Love ya @sincerelyblaine! Photo cred to @tichummel 😘
TODAY’S THE DAY!!!
I am now, finally and officially, TWENTY-ONE! And I am so ready for ronight! My outfit’s picked out (and LIT!!!), my makeup is bangin’, I have some money in my pocket, and anyone else who wants to (and is legal to) come and hit the bars tonight is free to join me for some drinks and laughs