#lieutenant fish

[crocmoments]

[crocmoments]

[morphimus]

I think @lieutenantfish‘s antics are the best thing on this site.

[morphimus]

The signs as stuff on @lieutenantfish’s tumblr blacklist:

Aries: Skeleton war

Taurus: Communism

Gemini: Communist

Cancer: Capitalism

Leo: Capitalist

Virgo: Birb

Libra: Signs as

Scorpio: Frick

Sagittarius: Smol

Capricorn: Frickin smol birbs

Aquarius: Communist signs as birbs

Pisces: Black Knight 2000

[morphimus]

I had a dream where I was going to the same school as lieutenantfish. I had recently moved to wherever it is that he lives and I joined a school club he was in and I met his friends and basically just assimilated into his life. It was an utterly bizarre and unique experience.

[crocmoments]

Some of the wolves are white Some of the wolves are grey Some of the wolves are big Some of the wolves are gay But all of them have corkscrew dicks Every wolf in all

#crocmom writes a poem

[crocmoments]

I apologize for imposing heteronormativity on that wolf snowboard stunt.

Lieutenant Fish

[crocmoments]

[1:07:38 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: okay so [1:07:43 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: you’re not gonna believe this [1:07:51 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: but someone copyrighted the word “lifehack” [1:08:04 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: and that someone, is john egbert [1:08:06 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: http://i.imgur.com/2TuRw1I.png [1:08:10 PM] Lieutenant Fish: hah what the fuck [1:08:28 PM] Dalm: hahahahahah [1:08:37 PM] Lieutenant Fish: I wonder what the S stands for [1:08:37 PM] ooOooJooTooOooCooO™[ Johnes: what a lovely coincedence [1:08:50 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: John Stuckhome Egbert [1:08:54 PM] Dalm: omg [1:08:57 PM] Lieutenant Fish: seeing as there’s a high chance that someone used the name john egbert as an alias [1:09:10 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: John Soozmell Egbert [1:09:28 PM] Dalm: John Karkat Egbert [1:09:34 PM] Lieutenant Fish: http://mspfanventures.com/?s=508&p=1041