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A recent conversation with @phoenixswift is to blame for this colossal waste of time.

I was sticky and hot... because spaghetti turn sticky when taken out of the water and I did this next to the stove I had just turned off.

0.443/7.5 - would not recommend

So far I’ve determined the following occasions at which I kinda regret goin’ back to to long hair:

Summer, cuz hot.

Every day that has somewhat lots wind.

When I - against my better judgement - wait too long with the washing and have to squeeze it in at the morning before work...

That period of time when that one strand would juts always get in the way of food.

So I've finally gotten around to a certain game...

My life isn't bad at all, really.

However, it's different in many ways from the life I'd like to have.

And yet, since it's not bad I really shouldn't complain though.

Guess who just left a whole bunch of bloody marks all over their apartment floor?

Today's great realization (TGR):

"I live alone, therefore I can eat ice cream whenever I want."

Status:

Both delighted and concerned.

Me: Makes changes to my appearance that can't easily be undone.

Me, 5 seconds later: Oh no what will people think!!!?

Fuckin’ been havin’ them hiccups on and off throughout the day and I feel that it’s seriously hurtin’ my evil image like stoooooop it....!!!

#life of hell