#light hearted even

[keys-home]

people always tell me " oh my family is crazy but thats just family yknow" but then look at me in horror when i tell you my great uncle kidnapped my cousin/uncle at 4 years old and another uncle sold drugs to pay for college and that i have 8 grandparents because of divorce. like ok i see how it is your family is allowed to be crazy but mine isnt 🙄

[dispotatorulzz]

I have posts I cannot reblog because the haters will cancel me (my wife will know exactly what I mean by them and show up in my dms to bully me)