#lightbrightnight

[bbygirlrps-blog]

ash stymest wink wink nudge nudge

Onece a pon a time, There was a buster how lived in side a big big Town and had no family. It had a hard life it was your buster, in the town it had a crowded town too It was too crowded you coldent see Because the buster was to small it was Smalla then a bug The buster Lade an egg. Today or Tomorrow It had a bom on it and it blowd up.

[imliterallyanass-blog]

"Realize" courtson :~)))

Send me a “Realize” and I’ll write a drabble about one character realizing they love the other

Broadmoors here, Broadmoors there, Broadmoors everywhere. Courtney couldn’t even fathom how she wound up at a party with all these people. Then, she caught sight of Coulson across the room talking to the blonde one his sister always hung around. Right. Courtney was pretty sure he could have asked her to do anything and she would have and maybe that scared her a little. Maybe thinking about it is what had her retreating back to his room - at least the one where he was staying for the night anyway. Not completely sold on the idea of staying over herself, mostly due to the way Colton was eyeing her. Or, you know, how exhausting talking to Chris was becoming. Plus, November was in the house and that was enough to make her irritable. Of course there was also how uncomfortable it made her feel to think about how staying over would mean she would mean her and Coulson be sleeping together. It’s not like he’d be inside her or anything, but they were… well, them which meant that every time they were together they crossed the line of being friends into whatever weirdness it was that they were caught up in. Up until recently, she had just let it all happen. Courtney couldn’t quite put her finger on what changed.

She didn’t know at what point she gave up on the book and started to play with his hair while he slept, but she suddenly became aware of it. And of the way she giggled every time his snores became alarmingly loud. And that she didn’t mind how uncomfortable the position was. And how the whole time she knew that she could stay like that forever - he looked so goddamn cute sleeping like that. It all became a little awkward when he woke up and was staring straight up at her, noticing her staring at him. The way he shot up indicated how weird it probably was and led to Courtney sighing heavily, feeling as if she were going to break down suddenly. She looked back at him, bewildered from just waking up and turned away quickly as she cool feel the butterflies.

Courtney rose from the bed and looked around, as if on a mission, trying to find her stuff. “What are you doing?” She remained silent, finding her bag and coat with tears in her eyes. “Courtney?” She could hear him moving now, which prompted her to move faster. Her coat was on and she was a mess, walking towards the door. He caught up with her before she could go anywhere. “Where are you…” She cut him off, answering coldly. “Let go of me, I have to go.” But he didn’t let go. “Coulson.” He just shook his head, staring at her. So she struggled to break free and was soon walking away - not without him following her though. “Can you just let me in on what’s going on?” “Leave me alone.” “Why won’t you talk to me.” “I can’t.” They were quickly making their way through the house, and even outside where he was able to stop her. “Why not?” Courtney turned around, the first time she had faced him since she became overwhelmed. “I don’t want to hurt you, alright? Just let me go now and you can…” “What are you talking about?” he shouted, frustrated. “I’m in love with you. Happy now?”

Coulson leaned in, but not fast enough. Courtney had already apparated away. She was gone and with no plans of coming back.

[femininomena]

lightbrightnight replied to your post: now i’m sad

write about austin talking to brooke on her death bed it’s hc that she dies young

it's lovely that you think he'd talk to her on her death bed

[femininomena]

✉ brooke/austin payback

[ Unsent Text - Brooke ] : I miss you.

[ Unsent Text - Brooke ] : You're probably the only person I actually miss in England. 

[ Unsent Text - Brooke ] : We're not going to talk about her. Please don't ever bring her up, I don't think I can deal with that. 

[ Unsent Text - Brooke ] : You definitely picked the right twin. Can you picture the mess if you had fallen for me? Yikes.

[ Unsent Text - Brooke ] : I still want to be the best man. 

[ Text - Brooke ] : I'm in town, give me a call when you see this! 

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[MSG:] Any explanations about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning? [MSG:] That’s your strangest euphemism for “blowjob” yet. [MSG:] Was Voldemort a virgin? for hallden DONE I SWEAR

omg

P: Any explanations about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?

N: Stranger things have happened in this caste, Peter, don't focus on a scuba tank that's just

N: For science

N: Yeah

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P: That’s your strangest euphemism for “blowjob” yet.

N: I'm trying to keep up with the youth, Peter

N: I thought this was what the cool kids sayN: I feel old again, stop this

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P: Was Voldemort a virgin?

N: .........

N: Who is the History of Magic teacher again we got some research to do today

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[MSG:] I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.” [MSG:] For the last time, we are not naming our child “Actual Proof I Lost My Virginity!” [MSG:] With a MELON?! mcevans heh

im :))))

B: I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

I: Please tell me you're not interested in investigating this mystery, Brooke, leave Mr. Noodle and his friend alone

I: I'm sure they're fine

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B: For the last time, we are not naming our child “Actual Proof I Lost My Virginity!”

I: I was just kidding, babe

I: I'm pretty sure no one thinks I'm a virgin anymore...

I: Actually, I was thinking Rosie if it's a girl and Benjamin if it's a boy.

I: I like Amy, too.

I: What do you think?

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B: With a MELON?!

I: I told you before, people like the weirdest things

I: And who am I to judge

I: If they're into it then let them be, right?

I: Okay I am judging them a little bit

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[MSG:] What if you jacked off onto some soil and then some humans started sprouting? [MSG:] What’s life without a pregnancy scare? [MSG:] Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That’s my life now. for haldercrombie :~)))

bri why

T: What if you jacked off onto some soil and then some humans started sprouting?

N: Hmmm, tiny Thomas flowers growing up. Looking cute and friendly but would probably rip your finger off if you tried to pet them.

N: I would grow a garden out of you.

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T: What’s life without a pregnancy scare?

N: Good but what's with you and the aversion to pregnancy and babies?

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T: Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That’s my life now.

N: You could move some of your porn schedule away and include me, I wouldn't mind that you know, just letting you know.

N: Wait is there a time for studying Muggle Studies? We both know you need some...

[sadserotonin]

st. angelo for the christmas thing :~))) also harrilev bc why not

spikes the eggnog? omg Dex pls. You know he spiked it too cause he won't touch the eggnog for the rest of the night lol

hangs the stockings? Adam lbr

leaves cookies and milk out to keep up with the santa tradition? ADAM LBR LIKE I JUST HAD THE GROSSEST IMAGES OF HIM AND LYLA LEAVING COOKIES AND MILK OUT AND LYLA'S HELLA EXCITED ABOUT IT AND DEC KINDA WATCHES WITH A SMILE FROM THE DOOR WAY I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW UP NO ONE TOUCH ME.

"accidentally" throws away the fruitcake. Dex like especially if someone in the family dropped it off omg

goes overboard on the whipped cream? Hm that's hard cause they both have a sweet tooth? Can I pick the kid on this one?

is the inevitable Christmas grinch? Dex bye like get him socks and the true grinch will come out he's awful and 15yrs later still has not grown out of being a spoiled rich kid bye

wakes up first on Christmas? LYLA PROBABLY but then Adam cause Dex is very good at putting the pillow over his face and knocking back out or getting up and pretending to go to the bathroom but actually going back to sleep in the guest bedroom.

rolls their eyes as the same cheesy carol plays in the stores for the millionth time? Dex like lbr Adam is singing along the fool

starts playing Christmas mu`sic the day after Halloween? adA M. ALTHOUGH IDK HE MIGHT WIND UP BEING THE SASSY ONE AND GOING WTF IT ISNT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET CALM DOWN. Idk it's up in the air with him.

decorates the Christmas tree? That's a family thing I think. Dex wants it to be a family thing.