Hm, I don't think I've ever met you before in my group, that is. But I've been watching my sweet cousin's tapes and it's needless to say you can't keep a girl. That's pretty damn sad, just saying. Your girlfriend apparently left you for another girl. But that's okay; I'm sure you'll find love with Kamon because that's exactly who I ship you with.
KRIS... ISN'T.. NO SHE DIDN'T LEAVE ME.......... RIGHT KRIS...? [Ethan looked around for her, to find she wasn't anywhere to be found]
..Um.. I don't see Kamon that way.. but.. Okay..... I just.. I'm going to go find Kris now.. Or crawl and a hole and die if she really is cheating on me.....








