Were you fond of ZTNET Store?
It took me a long time to jog my memory as to what this even was. I know I visited the site a couple of times, but I never had enough money for the kind of stuff they were selling. It was like, mod chips and stuff, right? Or stuff that was adjacent to that.
No, back in the day the only thing I ever bought from one of those places was a "SmartJoy" USB adapter for my Playstation controller, and I bought it from Lik-sang. It was the best $12 I ever spent, because it gave me a top-of-the-line controller for my PC.
Like, people probably don't remember (or don't know), but game controllers on the PC were kind of a crapshoot. The best in the industry was considered to be the Microsoft Sidewinder:
Look at that d-pad. It's like a half-melted jolly rancher. Just awful. And the Sidewinder originally retailed for $110. For 8 buttons and a hemorrhoids pillow for your thumb.
For the $12 I spent on my SmartJoy USB adapter, I got a real, actual, console controller, with twin analog sticks, 12 buttons, and force feedback vibration. It was comfortable, it was standardized, and it made playing emulators and fan games so, so, so much better.
And what were the other options?
The much-lauded Gravis Gamepad actually advertises a "video game-style controller" as if it was a side feature to... whatever else it was they were trying to accomplish with this thing? I had the successor to the Gravis Gamepad, the Gamepad Pro:
I can tell you from experience, that d-pad was very uncomfortable, and the obsession with converting it to the world's smallest Lunchables joystick was doubly awful. The tiny, in-set, spongy buttons also wore out after only a year or two.
Or maybe you'd like to see the next evolution of the Microsoft Sidewinder?
And you thought the Playstation Batarang was weird. Is that a thumbprint scanner on the left there? I'm getting blisters just looking at it.
The Xbox side of Microsoft standardizing controllers on PC was one of the best things they ever did, but it also meant that the SmartJoy USB adapter I had eventually fell out of favor as games began to support Xbox controllers and only Xbox controllers.
Lik-Sang was eventually shuttered by Sony for selling Playstation modchips and I'm still kind of sore about that. Sadly, I don't remember much about ZTNET.








