"Why would the Japanese government have complaints about Blackwatch, a covert ops organization?" Answer: Gabriel, situation room in Tokyo: Alright, Genji - we got a lot of dirt on this politician, but we need the final nail in the coffin (heh). I need you to get in there and rip his offline files with that hard drive I gave you. Genji: Understood, Commander! Gabriel: Remember - no one sees you going in, no one sees you coming out. Genji: Please, sir - I am a ninja. I have been trained in the ancient arts of stealth by the last living ninja clan in Japan. I am ready for this! Gabriel: All the same, good luck and be smart, agent. Genji: Yessir! Also Genji: *runs up side of skyscraper, every part of his cyborg body lighting up brightass red like a rave, screaming at the top of his lungs* THE DRAGON BECOMES ME Gabriel: ... --- Gabriel, turning to a monitor: Well, at least I can count on Jesse to investigate London properly - *On the monitor: a cowboy dressed in all black and high heels on the top of Big Ben, waving his laser-sighted revolver around wildly as he yells, "IT'S HIGH NOON"* Gabriel: ... --- Gabriel: so can I go back to being Strike-Commander? Jack: ...funny, I thought you needed a statue to be the Strike-Commander. Gabriel: ... Jack: ... Gabriel: ...I deserved that one.
