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[fugivity]

so one time in 4th grade i had a student teacher who i had a bit of a fluttery crush on and we would talk sometimes and one time as i was leaving class he called me to turn around and bit into this lolly snake, pulled on it and winked at me (?) and i think i just was like ..? and left. i don’t remember anything about him after (except being somewhat relieved when he didn’t end up getting a permanent job at the school). i wish i could see him now and be like “tf was that, dude”