15Mar26
Did Louis’ first selfie in ages Foretell jokes on SNL’s stages? Picasso? Not fluky. The headphones? That’s Pooty. And loud from New York, that’s what H is.
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15Mar26
Did Louis’ first selfie in ages Foretell jokes on SNL’s stages? Picasso? Not fluky. The headphones? That’s Pooty. And loud from New York, that’s what H is.
17Mar25
The formula’s never finessed: Insta moots, dodgy pics, trashy press. The Sun shouts “Exclusive!” Which means it’s conclusive: Strictly business and strictly BS.
29Jan25
In Cali, we’re high at the sight: “An old friend of mine’s here tonight!” With the boys of Bus 1 A healing’s begun— Bitter ends turning sweet feels so right.
14Jul24
England lost, but it’s no time for tears. It came Home when a photo appeared: The backs of two heads Who may share a bed, But have not shared a room in eight years.
10Apr25
Some packages get you a yacht But work with the budget you’ve got: Tag along with the crew, Snap your breakfast for two, And trust that the X marks the spot.
19Apr25
The Malibu rounds had us wincing; There’s nowt that says love like fists clenching. No one’s a believer In knock-off H. Bieber And a snog that made Pool Girl convincing.
22Apr25
The hard launch was duly fulfilled, Now it’s time to Sainsbury’s and chill, With 28 Clothing To ensure exposing True love at the self-checkout till.
1Jul24
In a business that cult-ifies youth, It’s front-page: Lou’s silver-foxed truth. Yes, Petra, he’s gray; We love him that way. Fun fact for the press: he sings, too.