DC Ladies Only Tournament
Round 1
Linear Woman/Liri Lee vs Madame Rouge/Laura de Mille
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DC Ladies Only Tournament
Round 1
Linear Woman/Liri Lee vs Madame Rouge/Laura de Mille
Linear Woman
Madame Rouge
I see they're explaining how Steel lived finally (Besides you know, Apokaliptan technology)
Superman: the man of steel #118
IDK if I just missed it earlier, but I knew superman asked Black Racer to let Steel live but I didn't know if he actually succeeded in convincing him.
anyway, black racer when superman asks him to let steel live
Superman #73 (November 1992)
The return of Waverider, the Linear Men, and time travel fuckery in general! Clark Kent is having a delightfully awkward double date with his ex-girlfriend (juicy details below), when an old guy in the same restaurant has a heart attack. Before Clark can take off his pants and do something about it, time freezes and our pal Waverider shows up -- the old guy is Waverider’s grandpa, and the little kid in the same table is his younger self.
(Back when his hair color was “blonde” and not “fire”.)
Turns out this has been orchestrated by the Linear Men, the debatably competent protectors of the timestream, who’ve been looking for Waverider since he stole their time-traveling bracelet one year ago. Supes and Waverider end up in the Linear Men’s HQ outside of time, Vanishing Point, where the group confronts ol’ fire-hair about recklessly messing with history. The main Linear Man then reveals what we’ve known since his last appearance: he’s actually Matthew Ryder, an alternate version of Waverider (or, to be more accurate, Waverider is an alternate version of him). Rather than calming him down, this just makes ‘Rider angrier and he murders himself.
And then Vanishing Point, uh, disappears -- the whole place was made by Matthew using technology from the future, so without him, none of it exists. Superman, Waverider and the other two Linear Men (Liri Lee and Cabl... I mean, “Hunter”) find themselves trapped in a black void, with no way to get out. They can’t even travel in time! And then Waverider travels in time anyway, prevents Matthew’s death, and saves everyone. The Linear Men decide to punish him for murdering their leader and nearly dooming the others to spend eternity in infinite darkness by... offering him a spot in their team. A happy ending for all!
Then we see some panels of someone punching a metal wall, and...
Hey, wait a minute! We already saw that last week! Was this a printing error?! I’m writing DC an angry letter.
Character-Watch:
Aaaaand that’s how Waverider joined the Linear Men, which was his status quo in the comic most people know him from, Zero Hour. Frankly, I’m surprised Superman ever teamed up with that guy again considering he, you know, killed someone in cold blood. To be fair, Waverider does regret his actions, but only after merging with Matthew’s corpse and looking at his life story (just like he used to snoop on superheroes’ lives during Armageddon 2001).
In that sequence we get another hint that Hunter is an older Rip Hunter, DC’s foremost time traveling adventurer, though I think they never flat out confirmed they’re the same person. But whatever: what’s important is that I can now tag this post “Rip Hunter” and thus attract DC’s Legends of Tomorrow viewers.
Plotline-Watch:
The issue opens with Liri Lee visiting Superman at the JLA headquarters, which causes Booster Gold to freak out, since he still remembers when another Linear Person tried to arrest him for screwing with time travel. Don Sparrow says: “Gotta love Booster. Even though he clearly thinks Liri is a threat, he still has the presence of mind to acknowledge that she's a babe.”
Later, we get the official explanation for why the Linear Men let Booster stay in the 20th century: that big dope is "essential to the evolution of man”. Coincidentally (or maybe not?), this line is delivered by Hunter, who will be revealed to be Booster’s son about 16 years after this issue.
Oh, right, that awkward dinner! My favorite part of the issue. It’s always adorable how uncomfortable Clark gets when he’s around Lana Lang and Pete Ross, his two best childhood friends, now that they’re sleeping together. By the way, I called Lana his “ex-girlfriend” because the issue does, but I’m not sure that’s the correct term: she liked him when they were kids, stalked him for a while (due to manipulation by space robots), and blamed him for ruining her life as adults, but I wouldn’t call that dating.
There’s another awkward moment in the issue involving the return of a certain lady-puncher, but I’ll let Don Sparrow cover that in his section, after the jump...
Superman #59 (September 1991)
Superman and Lois Lane go sit up on a mountain and talk for six hours. It is one of the best Superman issues ever.
The Linear Men, the mysterious protectors of the time continuum, are feeling slightly bad about that time they did the opposite of their job by sending Superman ping-ponging through different eras of history for six months. One of them thinks Superman should be compensated in some way for what happened, but the rest of the group thinks a better course of action would be forgetting about their mistake and never mentioning it again, ever. The rebellious Linear Person pretends to go along with the others, but then pulls a Wayne's World at the last second:
(You are now reading this entire post in Garth's voice.)
Meanwhile, Lois Lane and Clark Kent are struggling to find time to be together on account of Clark's second job saving everyone in the planet at all times. After having dates interrupted by a submarine accident and a crazy homeless person with a giant robot gun, things start getting tense between the two. So, Superman decides to take Lois to the top of Mt. Fuji, where the only distractions are the wind and the possibility of freezing to death, so they can talk about their relationship, why he decided to be Superman ("Because no one else can") and other stuff. What stuff? We don't know, because they don't show us that part. It's probably icky, anyway.
While they're there, they feel like time stands still -- mainly because it actually does. The Linear Man from the beginning (actually a Linear Woman, called Liri Lee) stopped time for Lois and Clark as a way to return some of the minutes Superman lost during his century-bounding jaunt. The Linear Men still owe him five months, 29 days and 18 hours by my count, but hey, it's a start.
Once the couple returns from their temporal retreat, Lois writes a heartfelt column for the Daily Planet thanking Superman for saving the world every day at the cost of spending less time with his loved ones, whoever they are (but he totally isn't Lois' fiancé, that's some other guy with the same face).
Character-Watch:
First appearance of Liri Lee, the first Linear Person who has a name other than "Linear Person." From the weight this issue gives to her introduction (we only see her face at the very end) and the fact that her initials are LL, I always figured she'd turn out to be important to Superman's life in some way, but as far as I know we never found out much about her. My personal theory was that she's a distant descendant of Superman and Lois, so by helping them patch up their relationship she was actually making her existence possible. You may treat this as canon if you wish.
Plotline-Watch:
The point of this issue is giving a strong foundation to the Lois/Clark relationship, and I think it does a great job. Let's remember that they started dating because he quit his job after being possessed by a Kryptonian death-machine and she realized she missed him at work -- oh, and there's the thing about him lying to her about what species he was for years. So, giving them a moment like this to connect is a great idea. I actually don't mind that we don't see most of the conversation because, well, it's private (also, six hours long).
The amazing secret origin of that crazy homeless guy with a giant robot gun I mentioned earlier is that he found the storage place where the cops put away all of Bloodsport's weapons when they arrested him back Superman #4. I want to read an R-rated graphic novel about this guy.
The homeless guy mentions "guys like him" have been disappearing and getting turned into "freaks" lately. That's a reference to the Cerberus plot from Superman: The Man of Steel, but for a second I thought he was talking about Dabney Donovan kidnapping homeless people and altering their DNA to turn them into giant green Jimmy Olsens.
Speaking of Jimbo, good news: he found a job! Bad news: it's selling hot dogs in the park. Worse news: upon seeing Lois, Clark and Clark's parents approaching his cart, Jimmy runs off so they don't see him and some kids in baseball clothes steal all his hot dogs. Don Sparrow says: "Those baseball kids sprinting away with their stolen hot dogs has a real Norman Rockwell feel, but who's coaching these kids? Why do they think it's OK to steal armfuls of food?" Hey, maybe Luthor coached a Pee Wee League and this is the first time they've smiled since his death.
At the end of the comic we get several Daily Planet pages, including: Lois' full column, an anti-Superman editorial by Sam Foswell, articles about the homeless guy and submarine situations, more Luthor sightings, and best of all, a Big Belly Burger ad:
Don says: "I'd give almost anything to taste a Big Belly Burger, and I love hearing it mentioned on new episodes of The Flash." Same here, although paying the price of a cab ride in Metropolis circa 1990 for one burger seems a little steep to me. Incidentally, Don also points out that the number on the submarine Superman rescues is "650," so that meme is alive and well.
Another thing Don mentioned is that... oh, I'll just let him talk now. Click "Keep Reading"!