insult connor stoll 😔
you woke up and chose violence didn’t you🦧
imagine knowing a girl since you were 10 and having two whole years of her to yourself so you can get her to fall in love with you except you’re game is so ass that she crushes on your older secretly evil half-brother instead and then this scrawny little shit comes along with even less game than you and she ends up crushing on him more than she ever crushed on you and he basically steals your best friend without trying and you’re left standing there like 🧍♂️cause you’re a dumb bitch who didn’t work fast enough and you’re also the shorter brother with klepto tendencies and no one trusts you with their shit and you also implied the girl you love was the spy cause you’re bitter and then you had to apologize like a stupid bitch afterwards and you’re so desperate for your absent godly fathers attention that the girl you like purposely makes you look good in front of your dad on olympus and then the poseidon kid also ends up kissing and bagging the girl you’re in love with even though you’re the one who made out with her first and you have to pretend to love it cause your brother and clarisse are hiding behind a bush filming the whole thing but then after your threw them in the lake (with a little more force than necessary), forgetting the fact that Girlfriend Stealer is a literal son of Poseidon meaning you just gave them an excuse to make out in private, you run back to your cabin and cry under the covers like a pathetic little bitch with apparently less game than a guy who’s response to his crush/best friend kissing him was to never address it again. anyway still 10/10 bisexual eyeliner king👑.
send me a character and i’ll insult them
