#littlescaredmice

[fairysealmother]

So I showed that Disney di Lorio thing to my mom and she was saying it was great and well done. Until she pointed Zak and said “I just think her arm is a bit too long”

I LITERALLY EXPLODED INTO LAUGHING AND SHE KEPT STARING ME WITH A “WHAT DID I SAY” EXPRESSION UNTIL I EXPLAINED IT WAS A GUY AND SHE WAS ALL “OH IT EXPLAINS THE FACE”

[fairysealmother]

MAS POR QUE FICAR PERTURBADO COM ELA? ELA É SÓ UMA ASSASSINA QUE ARRANCA OS ÓRGÃOS DAS VÍTIMAS, PIROMANÍACA INCONSEQÜENTE E INCÓGNITA COMPLETAMENTE IMPREVISÍVEL COM PROBLEMAS DE IDENTIDADE, TRAÇOS DE BIPOLARIDADE, UMA HABILIDADE ABSURDA DE MANEJO DE ARMAS BRANCAS QUE TEM UMA FOICE MUTÁVEL CUJA LÂMINA TE MANDA DIRETO PRO INFERNO. UM AMORZINHO DE PESSOA.

Mari Grings about Alanna

[fairysealmother]

JAC IS THE BEST STABMOM

[fairysealmother]

Mari: Omg tem sapos coaxando lá fora

KERMIT SEU POVO TE CHAMA

Pru: ESTOU INDO MEU POVO - SE TACA NO MATO

Wanna kidKemmy or Shaye?

Mari: MITTIE MITTIE MITTIE

E cara

Eu imagino o Dino tirando onda com esse apelido do Kermit porque lembra Mitt

E Mitt Romney

Pru: BHFRHHRGBDGBDGBHFFBHDGBGBF

DTHETHGDHYDHDGBFDBDGBGHD

NO BUDDY

NO

Mari: DUDE I CAN'T UNIMAGINE IT ANYMORE

Pru: BUDDY...

Mari: AND THAT SERBIAN BASTARD WOULD BE IDEK OBAMA

IMAGINE THAT BLOND THING WITH OBAMA'S EARS

Pru: OMG UTJTJUTHBDKYIKISYKIYDSYKIIKYDKYDIIYDKDIYKDYIK

Mari: AND SAME SKIN TONE

Pru: OMG

Mari: BUT STILL WITH THE ALMOST WHITE HAIR

AND THOSE EYELASHES

Pru: NIGGADRI

Mari: THE PRESIDENT IS NOW A DRAG FAILURE

Pru: Sabe quem ele ia parecer?

Mari: Hmm?

Pru: A lacraia....

[fairysealmother]

you want the booty, he is showing the booty. c'mon mari. touch the booty

I

JUST

NO

THE BOOTY IS TOO MUCH FOR ME

I'M NOT WORTH THE BOOTY

[fairysealmother]

And this is how you break a mari

Pru: Meh.... - se enrosca e fica no canto do "dunt wanna live"

Mari: *Aninha e arrasta ela para o campo florido das hortênsias arco-íris purpurinadas*

Pru: Porque estamos na casa do Louis?

[fairysealmother]

Dani: Btw, headcanon, Boxcars nao sabe cantar

Mari: AINDA MAIS SE BÊBADO

Dani: SIIIIM

Mari: FOI RECUSADO NA AUDIÇÃO PRA UM MUSICAL DE ROMANCE NO COLEGIAL E FICOU TÃO SENTIDO QUE ENTROU PRA MÁFIA

[fairysealmother]

OH MY GOD I CAN'T FEEL MY KIDNEYS HUJEHDNSJK,JBKN,MEDS