#lizard custody

[mokopirirakaugalaxias]

y’all need to know that I recently accidentally adopted a lizard

another one

this isn’t my first time spontaneously acquiring lizards.

anyway this is Mimir. She’s named after the Norse god of wisdom because she has exactly 2.7 brain cells and I love her.

[mokopirirakaugalaxias]

my life is a sitcom

I’m currently negotiating custody of a lizard and have recently adopted a homeless lesbian.

my entire house is also filled, almost wall to wall, with fish tanks.

now if you’ll excuse me I need to finish building a shelf with my new gay best friend.