#lmaooooaoao

[mariah-can-dream]

I usually know this stuff but what thw fuck is a hog tie

hog tie is when ur hands and feet are tied together and then your partner proceeds to fuk you lmao. yeahhh.

[cupidmanic]

i think i'm too smart for my own good ns. like it's actually diabolical. how i foresaw something from over a year ago and was STILL RIGHT, for the umpteenth time. i disgust myself like actually LMAOOO it's not even funny anymore

[kusogeki]

OH NO I MADE TWO TYPOS IN THE SWAN THING. It's not just a swan it's all swans in the open waters of Wales and England lsjdksdjsk -🍪

Oh wow

Even better then,

A big fucking family of royal swans

Imagine their smug ass eyes looking you up and down cuz they're higher than peasant hooman Lmaoo i hate swanss😂😂 they can swim, they can walk, they can fly, they literally have it all

"oh mah gawd sis look at that"

"oh em gee what is that, ew"

"yeah, ew, what kind of creature can only walk"

* swan honking noises *