#lmfaaaaaaaao

[brazenlystrong]

can you pls stop grabbing my pecs each time you see me

@ntzenin

“Your pecs have two different postcodes because of how enormous they are. For my one hand to reach the other I’ll have to travel to the other side of the globe.”

[getoswhore]

is the bitchy person @hanmas ?

idek who that is????

[jonochis]

Send in 💗 for me to use a love meter to check the compatibility of our muses.   -- @welttrichter (edward)

    “I literally just met the guy today!”

[jjks]

[x]

[nakedand-famous-blog]

i'm just going to leave this here.

do with it what you will

[sadprincegirl]

You know how Prince had a lot of girls back in the day? Prince was, like, the guy. I’m just that, today

Chris Brown

[veronika--auditore]

Text to Alessia + Angelo

Vero: So, hi. I'm in Las Vegas. And I'm not married.

Vero: This probably makes no sense to you, but in a few days it will.

Vero: Just remember this next time I do something like set fire to an apartment building.

[suroi]

omfg kokoro connect, omfg INABA AND TAICHI omg, i ship them i ship them soooo bad