#lmfaoo!

[manie-sans-delire-xx]

I am unfortunately sexually attracted to the japanese male delinquent/yankee/yakuza/gangster guys distinct dialect 😔 sorry mama

[verifiedhawke]

POV: you just asked divine optimus what her plans were for the circles and her glorified secretary is about to have you thrown out of court

(transformers/dragon age crossover)

[manie-sans-delire-xx]

a transwoman shooter from Tumbler... 💀

[biioshocker]

as much as i am not a huge fan of bayverse, now that i’ve finished here’s a very real theory i have:

so in dark of the moon megatron went apeshit on sentinel while sentinel was half a second away from killing optimus on the bridge in dark of the moon is because megatron was having a really life moral panic about having teamed up with an autobot that had just slammed his face into a building like he was nothing when they were supposed to be on equal footing working together and that perhaps sentinel was only using him and the decepticons, as autobots have done for eons, as means to an end. and after they bring cybertron back to life, the status quo will be restored and the decepticons will be at the bottom again

so megatron beats the shit out of sentinel, but he leaves optimus virtually untouched— and in fact, despite currently having the upper hand with the space bridge, tried to appeal to optimus. he talks about how they can work together now and asks optimus “after all, where would you be without me?” to which optimus responds “i believe it’s time to find out”, lending credence to the fact that he might not be anything without him, and then kills megatron, who has lowered his guard so much he doesn’t even have the opportunity to fight back. then in tlk they only barely interact but megatron says “you were my brother once” and optimus replies “once” and then launches him out of a falling rock

so my theory is, based literally only on those exchanges, the fact megatron tried to appeal to optimus, and that one theory about how the decepticons were wronged by the bots, is that optimus didn’t start out an autobot. he started out as part of the working class and was somehow lifted from their ranks by megatron to try and change things from the top down but was corrupted with power along the way and betrayed himself and their cause and megatron and that is the history that they share thanks for coming to my wildly unresearched tedtalk

[biioshocker]

"i take psychic damage every time idw2 updates one of their comics..." ... I hope it eventually causes your demise then. I can't believe you're grossed out by a robot eating the excrement of some alien but not by a male-coded robot being pregnant with an organic baby.

this person cannot fathom why i find eating bat shit nasty

[biioshocker]

remember when rodimus and co. sawed off getaway’s arms and legs and ripped out his vocalizer then strung him up in the brig to be forgotten? that was kinda fucked up

[biioshocker]

​pretty intimidating for a titan to be quoting a philosopher’s manuscript on how badass and dangerous titans are while launching itself at my science moonbase i’d go hide undergound too tbh

[biioshocker]

idw2 orion’s gentle little heart would explode out of his chest if he met idw1 megatron