#lmfeo

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FYI: a surefire way to break up an argument trying to rear its ugly head between you and your bane is to break out in song. I kid you not, they will simply walk away. #beentheredonethat

#youcanexpecttogetareallyweirdlookbeforetheywalkawaytho 🤣😂👍💯

Bonus: try singing the chorus line from BillieJean...works every time‼️❗️‼️

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Honestly, seeing this dude chillin’ at the Kentucky welcome center was no surprise at all. This is exactly what one would expect to see at the Kentucky welcome center. Thank you, Kentucky, for never ceasing to weirdly amaze me.

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Until you’ve bled from your penis for three to seven days straight…for your…entire life…since you were young enough to care until you’re too old to care anymore, and built with your actual insides, then also, painfully, like immeasurably painful, passed a ten pound, watermelon-sized human being from your inwards, don’t come at me like you know more about life or my body than I do.

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Because a lot of times, I literally only have a dolla to shop on.

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Noah abandoned the entire world of man so they could be flooded the fuck away...I'd say I'm not that fucking bad to my fellow humans lol but for those who think I am...fuck off.

You'd never blame or virtually attack a man for your shitty existence because you can only ever find it in yourself to blame some woman down the street. It's your nature.

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Normalize finding a cave to hide in and never being seen or heard from again.

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But do you know how to know when you're a big girl now, when you hate men. 🤣😂

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And then, in the grand fashion of most men, before I left, he made the motion with his hand against his ear, with his hand in the shape of a little fake phone as if he was holding it to his head, and said, “I’ll call you.”