OH MY GOD DID YOU USE MODERN SLANG? IM SO PROUD YOU
Just because I’m old doesn’t mean I’m out of touch.
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OH MY GOD DID YOU USE MODERN SLANG? IM SO PROUD YOU
Just because I’m old doesn’t mean I’m out of touch.
o-oh my god Ford I'm so sorry! I never knew you had a son! Is he alright?! Is there any way we could bring him back safely? Is he with his other parent?
He is safe, yes. He’s with his mother.
He’d be in his 20′s by now. He’s a man now, and I missed everything for the sake of saving the multiverse. He’s alive because of me, but sometimes I still regret leaving.
As long as they're safe and healthy. What were they like, if I may ask? You don't have to answer, of course
He was only four years old when I left, so he wasn’t quite a full-fledged person yet, but... he was curious. Adventurous. Sometimes so much so that it gave his mother and I a heart attack.
And his mother was-- god. She was incredible. The wisest, most compassionate woman I’ve ever known. Sometimes I miss her so badly I can’t breathe.
Do you work out? Like, not battling monsters but actually working out like in the 80's for example?
Oh, yes, absolutely. I have a very strict diet and workout regimen.
At my age it’s important to keep fit and healthy. I try to keep Stanley on a diet, but he’s horrible at keeping it.
Wouldn't an infinity side die just be a ball? δ(´д`; )
You’re not that far off, technically.
But the sides are constantly shifting.
Well scientifically speaking... Did you ever wonder why you weren't born with 6 toes each? I dont mean to upset u, it's just curiosity
I do have six toes on each foot, actually!
I really DID NOT think you would like dubstep, luv hahahah It's more punk-ish, and I thought you'd like Marina and the Diamonds more idk hahahehe
They’re alright. I really like the way dubstep makes me feel. I especially like dubstep covers of old songs I remember back before going through the portal! Or dubstep remixes of classical pieces, like Beethoven or Tchaikovsky.
Any music taste?
Yes! I love this new genre of music called dubstep! It’s the most exciting music I’ve ever heard.
Have you ever heard it? It gets my creative juices flowing. It just pumps me up!