#locustwinged

[joelshreds]

locustwinged replied to your post: my last name is so awkward. cespedes like wow 

how do you pronounce that?

ces-peh-dez

[torpidguardian]

maybe people who've been slipped poison pastries are offended by pastries EVER THINK OF THAT DR LALONDE

DONT B AN ENABLER >:/

if sumbody has a panic attack over cake they need help ok

besides i havent seen ne rasputins on this site

[torpidguardian]

locust: frodoshop. it'd be like the cinco version. literally all it'd do is allow you to superimpose frodo's face onto things.

w: FRODOSHOP

w: i just

w: in anmattempt to contain my laughter at frodoshop i just tried to climb myselffd

locust: how do you climb yourself

locust: when you're right there

w: id ONFNT EKNOW

w: fuCK

w: i st

w: climbed with mya rms all over ym leg whst is.... my foot propped up on the chair and

w: no i done

locust: HAHAHAHA

w: im

[cloudchaser2000]

To Locust, from cloudchaser

  [TOKI SETS UP THE CAMERA, TOUNGE OUT IN CONCENTRATION]

  Toki: Ams it on? [steps away from the camera] [cups his hand over his mouth, shouts] SKWISGAAR?

Skwisgaar: [off-screen] WHATS?

Toki: DOES DE RED LIGHTS WHATS MEANS ITS ON?

Skwisgaar:  ...JA.

Toki: THANKS YOU. [sits on the edge of his bed; gives a quick wave] Hi’s Locusts! I wants to be wishings yous a very happy birthday and wishings you all de bests of luck for de futures. And we reallies apprecikates yous for listening to our Dethalbums and beings a really cool fans! [looks down, slightly mumbling] And I hope you birthday nots goes like mine, where yous kidnapped and mades intos a hostage, with some guys pointing a gun at you while you gots a potatos sack on your head... [looks up, with a bright smile; claps his hands together] Anyways, Dethklok’s gots somethings to says to you!

  **

  Nathan: Toki, what the *riff* are you doing in my room?

Toki: I’ms makings a birthdays videos.

Nathan: What -- fine. Who’s it for?

Toki: It’s for one of our fans.

Nathan: Are you serious?!

Toki: Noes, you don’ts understand, she’s really goods! You gots to reads her fanfics-

Nathan: You read their fanfics? [groans as he rubs his eyes with his palm] Alright, alright, look: if I do this, can I go back to sleep? You caught me at a hangover.

Toki: Sures.

Nathan: OK, what’s her name?

Toki: Her alias ams Locustwinged.

Nathan: Brutal. Okay, you ready? Uhh... Happy birthday, Locustwinged! ROCK AND ROLLLLLLL!

Toki: ‘Kay dat’s perfects. Thanks you, Nathans!

Nathan: Alright, now gimme some privacy.

  ***

  Toki: Skwisgaar, don’ts you wants to says something?

  Skwisgaar: Toki, what’s you doings with that camera?

Toki: I’ms filming a birthday message to one of our fans. De ones I’s been telling you about.

  Skwisgaar: Oh wow, heh... Happies birthdays, Locusts.

Skwisgaar: Tries nots to gets too wasteds – ha!

  ***

  Charles: Wishing you all the best and have a very productive year – remember: I was 27 when the band first hit platinum.

  ***

  Murderface: Eyeah, happy birthday – oh, and word of advice: do not...hire any rock and roll clowns. Just don’t. You’ll thank me later.

  **

  Edgar: Happy 27th and enjoy your day.

Toki: Greats!

Edgar: How did you get in here?

  ***

  Knubbler:  Birthday wishes from Dick Knubbler, baby.

  Toki: Knubblers, where ams Abigails?

Knubbler: Oh, she’s probably in the secondary studio.

Toki: Okays.

  ***

  Toki: Abigails...?

Abigail: Now?

Toki: Yeps!

 Abigail: Happy birthday, honey.

***

  Murderface: Hey, give me that, I wanna film.

Toki: Noes, you breaks it!

  [PICKLES AND THE OTHERS LOOK BEWILDERLY AT THEM FIGHTING]

    Murderface: I’ll have you know, that my filming skills are Oscar-worthy.

Pickles: Guh, fine. Toki, let him film it just this once.

Nathan: Yeah, let the baby have his bottle.

Murderface: *Riff* you!

Toki: Fines. [Murderface turns the camera to Toki (frowning/concerned)] Just be carefuls with it.

Murderface: I'm not gonna break it. [pans the camera around]

Pickles: [leans to the camera and waves slowly to get his attention] Uh, hello...? [William points the camera to him, and he raises his bottle in response] Happy birthday, dood. [gives a lopsided grin]

Murderface: [the camera tilts and slips out of his hand and the screen goes fuzzy] Whoops. [steps back and steps on it]

 Toki: Oh, looks what you did!

Skwisgaar: Williams, you klutz!

  [THE CAMERA SHUTS OFF] [SCREEN GOES BLACK]

[AT THE TRIBUNAL HQ] [VATER TURNS IT ON, WITH SALACIA SITTLING ON HIS THRONE IN THE BACKGROUND]

  Vater: I'm afraid, master, from what our undercover agent has uncovered, there is only your standard run-of-the-mill home movies on here.

Mr Salacia: Only the birthday messages?

Vater: Yes, master.

Mr Salacia: Very well... Perhaps we should send it back to them with a message of our own?

Vater: They will see just how tight their security really is – and might I say, master – you made wonderful work of regenerating the camera parts.

Mr Salacia: Thank you, Vater. Is it running?

Vater: Hmm, let me check.

Mr Salacia: The red light...

Vater: Oh, yes.

  Mr Salacia: Another year goes by... Another year to indulge in the near-infinite capacity for knowledge which humans like yourself have. I will urge you to continue that quest...from experience, it is not impossible. Like all wise humans, you will live for the future, and not just today.

Vater: Until that faithful day.

Mr Salacia: Until my time arrives... Happy birthday, Locust. Happy birthday.

Vater: That was wonderful, master.

Mr Salacia: Send the tape back to Dethklok.

Vater: As you wish.

  [CAMERA GOES OFF] [TURNS ON AGAIN, IN VATERS’ LAB]

[VATER (ALONE) STEPS BACK FROM THE CAMERA]

  Vater: Hello, Locust. I couldn’t resist saying one last Happy Birthday to you – and might I say, [strokes his beard, in approval] you really did get my good side with your drawing of my younger self. Thank you. [clears his throat and shuts off the camera]

****

Happy birthday, Locust. Hope you enjoyed it. :)

- cloudchaser

[joelshreds]

locustwinged replied to your audio post: Hey! This is a song I started writing yesterday,...

Wow, this is my first time hearing your music. Youre very talented! The only suggestion I would make is to add more shifts in dynamics, but since its new, I definitely understand just wanting to have the notes right for now. :)

D:!! 

Thank you so much! That really means a lot! Yeah, I just got this down yesterday. It was honestly really hard to write, I'm not used to writing so much melodic stuff. I'm glad you like it though!