#lolzrandom memeing ask

[void-official]

You once told me I had a triangle dick. I don't remember the context of that declaration, but it's important.

the funny thing is that according to the multiverse theory there is a chance I never said such a thing to you and there’s also a chance I’m a pile of rabbits behind a computer screen. just not in this particular AU. this is like the shitty lovechild of the high-school AU and the coffeeshop AU except i’m long past either of those things, but in some universe I might be a dragon or still in high school

[void-official]

how peace peace ARE you really

At the end of Monogatari Second Season Kaiki Deishu uses his powers of deception to make Sengoku Nadeko believe she is vomiting ‘tofu slugs.’ he then tells the protagonist that tofu slugs lasting longer than 3 days should consult medical attention so really Kotomine Kirei did the right thing