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Crazy room ad in London: "Furry beasts in notting hill"
Female adept in purposeful sitting about, needs a tenant to ensure rigor mortis does not set in. No telly but the best dog in London, and tipple/vats of gruel for entertainment. All dog smells, transient. Small (but bigger than it looks in the photo), L shape double room with bug’s eye view of garden. Super stylish place, thankfully non-neutral décor. Elements of a 70’s house. Taxidermy. Carefully chosen tat, everywhere. Bugger all storage. I am exraordinarily nice, I work in something good and the hound has the manners of a 19th century gentleman. Horrible pretentious sink in bathroom but overall you’d be hard pushed to find a more authentically appealing abode (assuming you yourself have some style). I've added 2 photos of the room because of the shape of it, it's tricky to photograph without it looking titchy. It currently has a ballerina in it so is full of ballerina nik naks, which will be leaving, so that relaxed attitude to tidiness isn't set as standard and you would be free to adopt an alternative ambience, if you were so inclined. I'm sure, if you wished, you could bung her a fiver and she'd leave you a bag of two of rubbish for you to scatter as desired. all can be arranged. I have no preference to whether you are male or female but you must be charming (tweed/handlebar moustaches, optional). You must be old enough to grasp washing up/ the joys of loo roll. I’m sorry but you must speak perfect English. You must be over 30. You must love dogs. The rent is cheap for Notting Hill because the most interesting people do not necessarily work in The City, depending on the time you wake up, your wake up call may well be a giant dog sauntering past your window and relieving himself but most importantly I need a little help with the houndbeast ie, a few early evening walks a week. The flat is very big for one but rather intimate for two, so friendly behaviour imperative.
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