I know that you scoff at the food from our world, but I believe that if any of our recipes or foods were made in your world, it would probably be infinitely healthier than in our world. Mainly because our food tends to have some unsavory toxins in them
“...Then why in heavens would you swallow? Is your world so bereft of nutritious food that your people are forced to eat the scum scraped from the bottom of barrels or is supply simply so great that producers cannot afford to produce quality ingredients? Unless the leaders of your world are governed by their pocketbooks rather than their concern for their people, it is unfathomable that they would allow this to go on to the point that citizens such as yourself have accepted it as normal.”
“Whatever the case, good visitor, perhaps the people of your world ought to weigh the ease at which they produce food against the potential harm that it might do to them. Is a quick meal worth a slow death over a long period of time or would investing in locally-sourced, consumer-approved agriculture be worth the expenditure of time and gold?”
“...Though, then again: poor Dorcas nearly succumbed to a bit of bad mutton he ate. I shan’t speak to the quality of Bern’s sheep, but I imagine the poor fellow ate a leg of lamb that was not properly stored and served to him rancid.”
“Well... that or poison. But then again: who would put poison in Dorcas’s mutton? The man lives and breathes for his wife, and is as gentle and soft-spoken as they come. *sigh* Thoughts like these are precisely why it is so important to build a reliable army and trust nobody.”