Everyone always talks about wandering into castle dimitrescu on vacation but no one ever has a plan. I do. I'd perfom perm by bruno mars for her and the girls (listen to the song as you read or before you do)
Alcina: "you will be sliced to ribbons for trespassing in castle dimitrescu."
Me: "could I perform for you before you do?"
Alcina: *intrigued* "hmmm very well I haven't had good entertainment in quite some time. You've best make it good. Or your death will be slow. "
Alcina:*enters opera hall*
Me: Man, look at you, been walking in here
Looking all pretty and angry and mean and good (haha)
Now I know you didn't get your hair done
So you could just sit down and just sit still
Hey, we tryna have a good time tonight, let's go baby!
Alcina :narrows eyes and sits down
*Girls follow suit*
Me: It's my birthday
Band: (No, it's not)
But I still look good though
Band: (Hot comb hot)
I bet you want an autograph
*gestures to girls*
For you and your friends
Gotta do it in the penthouse
That's where I keep my pen
*winks*
Me: What you can't dance, ain't got rhythm?
What you got a man? I don't see you with him
*points to lady vases."
Put your phone down, let's get it
Forget your Instagram and your Twitter
Alcina:" my what?"
Got me like whoa, wait a minute
You need to take a minute
Loosen them shoulders up
Pour it up, let's work
*points to wine glass*
Me: Throw some perm on your attitude
Girl, you gotta relax (ooh)
*Alcina stands releasing claws*
*running to opposite side of stage *
Let me show you what you got to do
You gotta lay it back
Matter of fact, band, show her how to lay it back!
*curtain rises to a live band.
*Alcina looks completely dumbfounded and just sits back down. *
Show her how to lay it back
Show her how to lay it back
Ow, show her how to lay it back
Alright!
Me: come on baby, I love you
Band:(No you don't)
the girls: no you dont
*Me cheesin* You never know, I might though
Can't say I won't, ah
*Lady d smiles *
There's that smile I'm looking for
Was that so hard?
If you ever need to smile again girl, take my card
*Hands card over*
Reads "property of Lady Dimitrescu"
*Me dancing down the stage* Razzle-dazzle, never gon' stop
What you want is what I got
You wanna get down? You gotta get up
Don't be stingy with your big ol' butt
You got a booty like whoa, wait a minute!
*the girls burst into laughter*
I'm just playing with you
Loosen them shoulders up
Pour it up, let's work
Me: Throw some perm on your attitude
Girl, you gotta relax *girls singing along* "yes mother you have to relax"(ooh)
Let me show you what you got to do
You gotta lay it back
Matter of fact, band, show her how to lay it back!
Show her how to lay it back
Show her how to lay it back
Ow, show her how to lay it back
Alright!
*the daughters come on stage too.*
Alcina: "girls please!"
Me: Hey, now you got it baby
You tryna have some fun tonight
You just gotta follow these simple instructions, you ready?
*Girls in unison* "we're ready."
You need to activate your sexy
The girls: (activate your sexy)
Silky, smooth and snap
the girls:(silky, smooth and snap)
Now lean with it
The girls :(lean),
throw a lil' sheen in it
The girls:(sheen)
Me: Then pat, pat, pat 'til it's flat
One more time, You need to activate your sexy
The girls: (activate your sexy)
Silky, smooth and snap
the girls:(silky, smooth and snap)
Now lean with it
The girls :(lean),
throw a lil' sheen in it
The girls:(sheen)
Me: Then pat, pat, pat 'til it's flat
Me: I'll sing it again
Throw some perm on your attitude
Girl, you gotta relax
The girls:(Ooh)
Me:
Ooh, let me show you what you got to do
You gotta lay it back
Matter of fact, band, show her how to lay it back!
Show her how to lay it back
Show her how to lay it back, now
Ow, show her how to lay it back right now
Alright!
*bows out of breath.*
Bela: "oh mother please let's keep her!"
Cassandra: "yes mother please that was so fun."
Lady Dimitrescu:"how on earth did you manage to sneak an entire band into my castle!"
Me: "well I may or may not have gotten the Duke to bring me some instruments I purchased and I may or may not have asked around your staff to see who could read music. "
Lady dimitrescu: "H-how."
Me: "read the card."
Lady dimitrescu:"I did it says property of Lady Dimitrescu."
Me: *wags brows* "do with me what you will."
Alcina looks at the girls pleading to keep me because I'm entertaining ... then sighs " Fine but the next performance we do jazz."
Anon I wondered where you were!
I love this idea, I'd love to see Alcina singing again. I think this would encourage her to do it especially with the girls joining in!
I'm sure she misses singing with her jazz band and it would be great to see her sing again 🥺 I saw some incredible art about her missing her band and wanting to sing then maiden catches her singing along it's so cute ❤️🎤 🎙









