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Rammstein Fact of the Now: The source of all of Christoph Schneider’s power is held within his mustache.  So much so that when Till Lindemann asked him to shave it off for the filming of “Deutschland” and “Radio”, Schneider replied “No Till, you cannot make me.  I am very powerful and cannot be stopped.” When Till asked what the fuck he was talking about, Schneider answered  “You, nor anybody else, have the balls to stop me.  I am an ethereal being, ensnared in the corporal agent of this gentle giant.  This world, this universe, will soon be mine.  Prepare for the end of times, as they are nigh.”

Likewise, anybody who sees him without his mustache in the near future are advised to call local police, as it is his equivalent of blinking twice when he needs help.

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Olli Riedel working as a living, breathing carnival game, an occupation he held until he officially joined the band in 2002.  Nobody had ever won the game of Foam Darts vs Walking, Running, Screaming and occasionally Crying Statue, but it was reported to be the highest grossing carnival game in history.

Olli recalls his days of working as a carnie as blithe and carefree.  "My favorite ride was the Treasure Island one." he recalled, closing his eyes, taking a breath and looking up to the sky in reminiscence.