#losh 2019

[yoshimickster]

I once again gotta say it...REALLY says something that the bulk of LOSH posts are from every era besides the current one.

Fuck, even as controversial as the new Batman stories are people still POST about them on this hellsite, where with the Legion 4boot I feel like I’m one of only 2 people who’ve read the inconsistent nightmare that is the 4boot.

[yoshimickster]

Say what you will about some of the Bleaker Future State stories, at least with THEM their just Elseworlds...where as LEGION on the other hand-

-is PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBABLY gonna stay canon....and I hate it. 

1. The Legion of Substitutes are introduced...as a bunch of mutant zealots who only exist to get the shit kicked out of them by Duo Damsel.

2. Saturn Girl is still a mind molester.

3. Jan Arrah goes insane...AGAIN(this is what, the THIRD time?)

4. Cosmic Boy is going all “Ex-cop with nothing to lose”.

5. Brainiac is some...weird shape-shifting goop man now.

6. And finally, its YET ANOTHER bleakfest version of LOSH, because that’s ALWAYS how its got to FUCKING end doesn’t it?! We can’t just have a NICE version of the future can we, its ALWAYS gotta be the apocalypse? Once again, if this were an Elseworld I’d be fine, but from what I’ve read THIS will be the defining Legion of Super Heroes story! I’d be fine if the previous 3 versions were around, but for all intents and purposes they are lost to space time and I freaking HATE IT! DC COMICS! STOP BLEAKING WHAT SHOULD BE A FUN X-MEN BY WAY OF STAR TREK SERIES!

[yoshimickster]

LOSH(2019) ish 12 drops today folks...be prepared.

[theblanddcu2021]

(LOSH 2019) Gates exists in the modern timeline, and fears the day the UP instills a Legion Draft as after Jo Nah conquered Rimbor, he logically fears them as a totalitarian terrorist organization.

[yoshimickster]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH-I am going...to HATE the ending of LOSH 2019...because I KNOW what is going to FUCKING happen!

You see THAT there?! THAT is DUO DAMSEL a.k.a. the name of Triplicate Girl when one of her bodies is KILLED! OH-and there’s talk of a traitor to the Legion...GEE-I WANDER who it could be-

-could it be SATURN GIRL-the one with a SCARY SKULL MASK?! UGH-its so obvious. OH-also-

-Brainiac...is connected to Bouncing Boy...by...a chord...uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. AND FINALLY-

-this is Blast Boy...no real comment really, interesting look, but REALLY a NEW Legionnairre? Bad enough he has a LIGHTSABER for some reason, UGH.

@spandexinspace​ Your thoughts?

[yoshimickster]

So there’s talks about how Bendis’ LOSH run will go...the five years later route in Future State.

Because eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeverybody liked that arc....heheh....yeah.

Its so obvious what he’s been trying to do now, he’s trying to condense the Pre-Zero Hour lore into ONE comic book run and has just made the most erratic, awkward reading experience of ALL time!

From Ultra Boy being elected, to the Great Darkness saga, to all the RANDOMLY used Legionnaires, it feels less like a true addition to the franchise and a series that tries to either pander to Legion-head’s nostalgia, or be a satire of a long standing franchise.  

And even WORSE-I get the dis-TINCT feeling that the first 12 issues was simply *SHUDDER* a PROLOGUE to the real story! WHY? WHY NOT JUST FUCKING TELL THE STORY YOU WANT TO TELL?!

OH-also, its Saturn Girl, SATURN GIRL is the fucking traitor, its OBVIOUS!

[yoshimickster]

Just watch, two weeks from now I bet not even HALF the Legionnaires on this cover will actually contribute anything interesting.

Also...why the hell is Star Boy shooting a light beam? Star Boy controls DENSITY Bendis, DENSITY!

And Phantom Girl is...coming out of a space-hole for some reason, and I THINK that’s Shrinking Violet? Fuck I don’t know what the hell is going on in this comic any more-BUT-when is that new?!

[yoshimickster]

AND NOW-a pre-meeting for the modern Legion that should've LOGICALLY happened!

Ultra Boy: Okay so when we get to Rimbor, I'll need to convince them to accept our way of doing things as right, instead of their SAVAGE ways of doing things that we feel are wrong.

Dawnstar: I don't see ANYTHING wrong with that. Me. Dawnstar. The descendant of first native peoples from Earth!

Monster Boy: QROTIN' yeah, and what do you need us to do?

Ultra Boy: I need you...to STAND in the background while I beat up anyone who resists!

Bouncing Boy:...seriously?

Timberwolf: I mean, maybe we could HELP fight them with you-

Ultra Boy: NOPE-only me, only I AM allowed to kick ass and take names!

Lightning Lad: Leadership has gone to your head man.

Ultra Boy: Oh you're just jealous that I get more spot light than you.

Lightning Lad: YES-I am, I'm one of the OG3, GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DO!

Ultra Boy: Maybe in the next run bud.

Dawnstar: I'm attracted to you because of how violent you are and THAT'S it!