My innocent eyes somehow experienced and survived looking through those gifs so hit me with 26C - make use of Varian's new heated water system lol
X: Le sinny-sin-sin (You checked them all? I’m not sure they’re innocent anymore, hon...)
Eugene knew Varian was a sharp kid, sure - but when he first experienced hot, running water that wasn’t sourced by some rare spring or baking pool... Well, it was time to label the kid a certified genius. He hoped he had that kind of power. Surely there was some perk to being the captain of the guard, the husband of the Queen and a Prince in his own right. The magic ability to knight the Court ner- trusted Royal technician - the title of ‘genius/wizard.’
It really didn’t take long before Eugene remembered he already had a super awesome power - it was the ring on his hand that allowed him to take Her Royal Highness and whisk her away from everything and everyone, and nobody could stop them anymore. Make way for the Captain-slash-Prince, everyone. The Queen has had a busy day and needs her handsome, roguish hubby to warm her up in the shower.
"You know,” Rapunzel giggled that evening as he busied himself with untying her corset and kissing the backs of her shoulders. “That doesn’t technically work anymore. Cold showers are a thing of the past, now...” But she trailed off as his teeth found her earlobe and he tugged playfully, pushing her dress down her arms.
“In that case we’re saving water,” he mumbled against her, practically lifting her up out of the fallen clothes and carrying her off to their shared bathroom. Something about hand-spun silk and ‘hanging it up immediately’ was lost on him as he gave her backside a squeeze and felt her muscles twitch in response. Good God, he loved this woman. If her fine clothes were spoiled, he’d make it up to her later.
He’d make it up to her now as he pulled her under the shower, the water already running deliciously warm. Her choppy chestnut hair turned inky black and flattened against her neck and shoulders and Eugene devoured her, pulling her down and kissing her until she was trembling against him. Hot running water was the second best thing ever, topped only by a warm, wet, bare naked Rapunzel and the husky moans he coaxed from her.
“Tell me this isn’t a great idea,” he purred, hips rolling against hers as he licked water off her collarbone. Small, firm, fierce hands pulled at his hair until he was brought back up towards her. Freckles vanished behind pink cheeks, her skin hot from the shower and the attention.
“I’m making a royal decree that you talk less and kiss me more, now,” she breathed. Eugene didn’t stop at just kissing her...








