#lottery dream

[travalanche]

I need to win the lottery so I can buy a camper van and live on the road..... and maybe visit some of you.

[lotterycodex]

Betting on a Lottery Dream: A Misguided Path to Financial Freedom

Relying on a lottery dream to improve one’s financial status is not the right path to financial success. These stories of lottery winners cr

[arlyng]

Rant

Is it just me or is everyone else fuckin sick of university. I’m tired of busting my ass studying, doing practicum, working 2 jobs and still being in debt. I’m stressing over the future and how long I’m going to have to struggle just to get myself by.

I need a vacation, but I have too many responsibilities lined up in front of me. Give me a fucking breakkkkkkkk and let me sleep.

[catsyalli]

Being interviewed after winning the half a billion dollar jackpot

Interviewer: So, what do you plan to do with your winnings? Build a hospital? Give to the churches? Send money to children in africa?

Me: I'm going to buy Josh Hutcherson and change his and my name to Katniss and Peeta Mellark and then we are going to physically play out the next book for Suzanne Collins called, "The couple who were going to be on fire in hell for having so much sex."

Interviewer:.............

Me: O and I'm going to buy a bakery and name it the Mellark Bakery, and give the bread to the ones who knead it most.

Interviewer:..............

Me: Get it, "knead it most." Knead, like bread. Cause Peeta is a baker?

Interviewer:..............

Me: You got it. *winks to camera crew.* She got it.