Who cooks: Louis because I would just like to remind everyone about the time that Ozzy sent Louis a box of cookies while he was away at therapy and they were actually bricks. The boy can't cook.
Who does the laundry and other chores: tbh, it's probably still gonna be Louis because it's Ozzy and he's very forgetful about things. Damn, aka, useless.
How many children do they have: Oh, God. I have no idea. Oz actually hates the idea of having children. Like, he's scared he'll screw up and they'll turn out like him so I imagine it would take a lot of coaxing on Louis' part to get that ball rolling and Louis' not really the type to push on things. So, none?
Who’s more dominate: -screeches- Neither. They're like little cuddle bunnies, stop. Even when Louzzy smut happened Oz was sitting there like are u sure ur ok *-* Ok, wait, that would mean Louis is lbr because he's more decisive, maybe.
Favorite nonsexual activity: Watching movies together, hello, yes. Titanic drabble. That is all, bye.
Their favorite place to be together: Ravenclaw dorms because they were away from the rest of the school and it's just the two of them and movie marathons and ok bye.
Any traditions: I imagine they'd have like weekly or monthly family dinners with Dex/Mason, but no real traditions for just them per say because Ozzy is oblivious and forgets things like that. (wow why do you guys put up with him)
Their “song”: omg ugh, I'm going to do this differently because I realize the meme means wedding song, but just a song that reminds me of them instead. In this current universe probs The Trapeze Swinger by Iron and Wine, but in crack!au where they're together maybe Sing It Out by Switchfoot or Falling Slowly by Glen Hansard. Der ya go.
What they do for each other on holidays: Ozzy forgets. No, oh God, kidding. Ok, Ozzy makes a big deal out of holidays but not in the typical way. He more tries to find a sentimental gift (it took me three times to write gift instead of gif jfc) that reminds him of a particular thing about Louis. And Louis would do the same. But the thing is neither of them really even like the big holidays or their birthdays so after a few years they'd just agree that it's just another day in the year and so Ozzy would do this thing where every once in a while he'd surprise Louis with a really big extravagant day that's just the two of them and nothing else ok done.
Where did they go for their honeymoon: I'm not sure, but I'm thinking some place that's rich in both culture and history.
Where did they first meet: omg the halls of Hogwarts. lAUGHING ABOUT IT I STILL REMEMBER THEIR FIRST CONVO HEL P.
Any pets: Well, Ozzy has a cat and Louis has an owl and a toad so.
What do they fight over: Stupid shit. Like, what movie to watch. Did they ever fight when they were together? I can't remember.
Do they go on vacations, if so where: I imagine they would, like their honeymoon it'd have to be some place with both culture and history. They need some place for Louis to learn things and Ozzy to lose himself in a new place ok.
