#lovethisshit

[dirtygfconfessions]

[babushkascabbage]

AKS-74u by Uamee

Song · 2:36 · 2020

My currently favorite song by Uamee!

"You stay mad

Making all of your bones hurt

This small AK

Is about to hit a growth spurt"

[emotionless-shithead]

Man, I was about to play my favorite game as a kid after years (twisted metal) and damn I got the littlest bit of the sweet intro before it stopped working from my family all using the wifi. BUT DAMN sweet tooth is still a favorite. Guess what I'm playing at 1 am in the morning.

[mongcunt-blog]

I love that this is a thing

[minta-kiontottviz-blog]

Future me as an introvert mom

Teenage son: Mom, my girlfriend is coming, you can finally meet her, she is friendly.

Me: No.

Son: But.. Why?

Me: You can't bring strangers in my living room kiddo.

Son: Keep calm Momma, we are going to stay in my room.

Me: Oh, okay.

Me: WAIT, NO!

Me: *high level of fustration*

Me on the phone: Honey, please hurry home, I can't control parenting!!!

Husband on the phone: ...

[essencerevealed]

#Repost @duaneparknyc (@get_repost) ・・・ #touchandgo #dinnershow #blackburlesque #burlesque #oldnewyork #cabaret @essencerevealed #lovethisshit

[x0tobx0-blog]

Weedforever👌😁

[muthabitches]

So I started watching Tokyo Ghoul and y'all motherfuckers didn't warn me that I was gonna fall in love with this anime