#lps-sillies

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badly explaining the next chapter of the prince of thieves

bree wakes up, puts on some clothes, and goes to stand in a line. all in preparation for a very upsetting flashback and her also very upsetting present.

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Incorrect Quotes

From this generator! I may have giggled very loudly while generating these. Sorry in advance to Will who got to be the brunt of most of the jokes.

Thank you @i-can-even-burn-salad for the link and the idea. :)

The Fabulous Wardrew Brothers

Jamie: Did you win? Or just not die? Jamie: Either way, hooray. Will: …Is "no" a valid answer? Jamie: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me.

Will: I’m 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome. Jamie: ...That’s 200%.

Will: Met a dumbass today. Awful. Jamie: ...You looked in a mirror? Will: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.

Colette & Bree / Colette & Will

Colette: You have an impressive pain tolerance. Bree: Thanks, it's the trauma.

Colette: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism. Will: How so? Colette: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

Will: I’m totally useless. Colette: You’re not totally useless. Colette: You can be used as a bad example.

Baden Hatch-fucking-ett

Will: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Hatchett, are a fucking cactus.

Hatchett: Thanks for opening my message and not responding. Bree: All good bro, any time. Hatchett: Fuck you.

Modern AU (I couldn't resist lol)

WILL and BREE are in Paris. Will: I'm…moved. I…I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel…destiny? Bree: But… Will: I don't know what it is. I feel like… I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and… Bree: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception? Will: Yeah. Bree: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe. Will: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION. Bree: Okay, alright.