"Yeah man, I called him beautiful on accident and he just stared at me with his......perfect face and beautiful eyes." "How do you know he doesn't like it?" "I know he likes it, otherwise he wouldn't have stayed with me for so long." "Good point." "Even when I call him beautiful on purpose he always turns and stares at me with the same face." "Maybe he's never been complimented before." "What? That's crazy. Tons of people love him!" "And tons of people hate him." "Where are you going with this?" "I'm not saying this is set in stone, but maybe he's just a little dead from time to time? Like when he hears the word beautiful he just doesn't know what to do." "Are you saying that my boyfriend has no emotion?" "Like I said, nothing is definite. I'm merely making a theory." "I thought we were friends!" "If I wasn't your friend, would I have picked up the phone?" "....."












