#lu talks

[henessy]

you 🫵 leave your dirty clothes 👕 everywhere 😠 you eat 🍽️ all of my avocados 🥑 as soon as they ripen ⏰ you keep 🙄 pausing the tv 📺 to ask❓the dumbest questions 💀 and no ☝️ i'm going back 🔁 to the avocado thing 🥑 because i've never 😤 seen someone 🧍 consume so many 😋🍴 it's disgusting ‼️🗣️‼️

[lueduar-doodles]

everyone! drop your digital circus OC here!!!

it's for something i'm planning to do

[thevillageidiiot]

stupid idea

what if each link in the chain had a music taste that stemmed from their game?

like wind prefers celtic-style music because his game OST draws inspiration from that genre and cultural sound

sky likes orchestral or classical music, as his game was the first in the series to have a live orchestra work on it

time likes not just music played on an ocarina but more of a folk style, and i've even seen people compare his game's soundtrack to medieval troubadour music

legends music taste would be similar to time's in that way (as their game soundtracks were made by the same person) but due to his travels and various game soundtracks i think he'd be a jack of all trades guy, no?

all this just to say warriors likes hard rock. full on metal head. have you HEARD his game's soundtrack? there's bits of orchestral to make it more regal and bombastic, but pretty much every song is an electric guitar cover of other zelda OSTs. honestly its pretty fitting if the guy is supposed to be fighting in a war

[arcangeldivino]

Rabbits are so jealous that when you feed another rabbit in front of one, it immediately tries to take its food away; it's super funny and adorable at the same time.

[lir-eerie]

The raunchy thoughts really do be creeping up on me as I'm trying to sleep

Anyway

Martin feminizing Jon in bed, sucking hickies into Jon's chest and referring to it as tits, rubbing his thumb along the tip of Jon's cock and calling it a clit, eating his ass out and saying how pretty Jon's pussy is.

Jon's blushing and speechless halfway through and is dripping all over his tummy.

He really likes it.

[zephyr-the-artist]

Hey, Mother?

Hm?

I have a question for you, would you like to answer it?

Of course! What’s your question, baby? ^^

Is it true that you had a daughter called “Stacy Grace”?

It’s true, I did! Why do you ask?

Um… well…

…

Lu MAD Grace… why’d you ask about my dead daughter?

Legion… may have brought her back from the dead… before his containment… and she’s gone rampant.

…

I beg your finest fucking pardon?

;-; … M-Mama—

…Hey, schnuckums? :3

Yes, princess? :D

Watch over the kids for me, would you? I have something important I need to do.

*Katrina has left the house*

..Welp, this can only go well-

[lugwen]

HOW have i never seen a fanfic about etho getting his mask wet and accidentally waterboarding himself?! the potential of it happening in front of others and he's literally torturing himself in front of everyone but too insecure and petty to take it off??

[atbondolas]

so i'm still thinking about death of a unicorn. specifically about the scene where [MAJOR SPOILERS] the mother is on the table, about to get eaten, and she wants her son to shoot that arrow and make the oxygen explode, but he just apologizes and goes away. and she gets disemboweled in what's probably the most terrible death in the whole movie because even though i HATED that woman, i saw her struggle with everything she had, determined to go on her own terms, and in the end it didn't even matter because her son refused her.

and this is connected to the previous scenes where she tried to tell him something, to have the classic speech a person might have with their loved ones when there's little to no hope of getting out alive, but he kept shutting it down. nothing mattered except the unicorn and what it represented: wealth, power, immortality. what they had was not genuine love and affection, but a play: they had their part and played it, everything for show. and that makes me think that even when she was trying to talk to him – to tell him, what?, that she loved him? i 'm not sure – she was just keeping up the act. not consciously, i'm not saying that she didn't feel anything for her son; i just can't help but feel it was all performative, like everything else she said. doesn't matter, though, because he didn't care about the play anymore.