#luaith

[dapptrick]

Being a guy, if someone ever walks in on me peeing i feel like the only appropriate response at that point would be to say “Hi, welcome to chili’s”

[dapptrick]

So you know how when somethings broken to fix it you need to turn it off and back on?

What if the lightswitch is broken

What fucking then?...

[dapptrick]

So like

If you're a bad apple does that mean that you're rotten to the core?

[confeytu]

You can tell a lot about someone by the music they listen to. Hit shuffle on your ipod/iphone/itunes media player and write down the first 10 songs. Then pass this on to 10 people.

1. Blikje Phantasm (Piano Vocal Arrange) - Iemitsu. 2. Neonland - Detektivbyran 3. Hysteric - Yeah Yeah Yeahs 4. You & Me - Sara Watkins 5. One Two - Kairo Kingdom 6. Stall Me - Panic! at the Disco 7. Fondu Au Noir - Coeur de Pirate 8. ORiGiNAL - GARNiDELiA 9. March is the Bottom of the Night - itikura remix 10. Doctor - Homestuck Vol. 1-4*

I got tagged by the lovely miss ene-vevo (hello mimi uvu)! I don't think I'll tag anyone, but whoever wishes to do this is all the more welcome to!!

Except luaith, charredutensil, and dapptrick you're all obligated to be memers sorry xoxo

(*Written by George Buzinkai Produced by Clark "Plazmataz" Powell and Michael Vallejo)

(I wanted to keep the small-ish format of the list forgive me uvu;;; )

[confeytu]

whoa what was that i didnt do anything for solnep saturday??

yeah i p much slept all day and then watched the amazing race all night again, sorry

[confeytu]

Let me tell you all the tale of the 100 chicken nugget challenge, or as my friends have dubbed it, the hundred nugger challenge. Alternatively: "I never wanna see another nugget again dear lord i regret this decision"

it all started innocently with this chat:

confeytu: im gonna do a thing you guys a thing that will change our lives forever charredUtensil: nUUGGER? 20 NUGGER? confeytu: even better 100 whole nugger charredUtensil: ???????????? NO SUCH THINJSABC.KBDJCAKEBDHJVAKE.AKED confeytu: iTS GONNA HAPPEN also im going to invest in a button machine charredUtensil: UH confeytu: i think the nugger news is a lot more exciting though charredUtensil: she's flailqinq and bitinq confeytu: i know, 100 whole nugger impossible right i'll do it tho i will throw my money at the clerk and say 100 nugger pls charredUtensil: with $15 and 100 nuqqts i could be all powerfull confeytu: with 30 bucks you could have twice the power 1k nugger power how much would that be how high does the price even have to be to buy all those nuggers charredUtensil: thweres mzadness in ehr heys no xoner sodont make iut weosrs confeytu: im glad that im helping your situation\ charredUtensil: doNT MAKE UT OAROSS shes quy seyqessqinz me i cant rbeath confeytu: i would legit do this its happening tomorrow charredUtensil: LO ONONOA confeytu: nuggerpocalypse2013 charredUtensil: mY ORGANS confeytu: ohoohohoo dont forget /me whispers the froes charredUtensil: mlujb/ jtdjchvj,k;'\ glorious i am burdened with glorious purrpose to eat the nuggers all the nuggers mcdolans has to offer confeytu: i am but a humble servant willing to deliver them to you uvu

for clarification, both charredutensil and luaith were on the same computer, luaith being the one to suggest nuggets in the first place and charredutensil spazzing out because she was flailing from excitement. you see, she likes chicken nuggets a lot. she would eat them all the live long day if she could.  would. fast forward to the next day

behold, one order and lots of looks from the employees later:

five boxes of 20 nuggets lookit all that sauce

gotta have them froes

he's in it to win it

and so, at 3:26pm, myself, luaith, charredutensil and a dapptrick in tow, we began our descent into hell

i didnt really take any pictures while we ate but let me tell you it is quite the journey. we chit chatted as the boxes simply sat on our trays like lumps of horrible, horrible mistakes. i could hear the screams of another world unseen by those who were not one with the nuggets. i could not handle it and so my tally was left off at 19. my brother ended up picking up my slack and braved on the journey with the remainder of the group.

have you ever seen people slowly but surely go mad? have you ever seen people around you do something so disastrous, inflicting pain upon themselves because of a decision you have made? it's awful. it's the worst experience. at one point my friend did become one with the nugget. he stacked them, grouped them, made art with them, spoke to them. he was the nugget and the nugget was him.

the image of a broken man

he and my brother said cheers on their last nugget, him completing his 25 nuggets and box of fries while my brother ate a total of 31 nuggets and still going strong.

the face of a victor

we cheered and applauded and finally, at 4:01 pm, our group saw the last nugget go down

i looked into the nugget abyss and it looked back

we were so done. never wanted to look at another nugget again. how can you go to war and say it hasn't changed you? we left that mcdonald's as different people that day.

started from the bottom now we're here and we need our stomach's pumped

we went to go lounge around as lazily as we could at the broken friend's house but we learned something that day. learned that just because something sounds like a good idea, dont fuckin do it. learn from other people's mistakes. it's a lot less painful that way. your stomach will thank you.

[viixya]

I’m reviewing the videos I took at the train station after the con and my fave line is “In a fit of rage at Nep’s stupidity, Sollux has untied his shoes.”

[confeytu]

Fran have you been in my ask box because all of that looks like you