#lucasbuzzlightyear

[woodyhazzard]

@lucasbuzzlightyear

“Look, you know I don’t put much stock into gossip. But, that being said, if there’s something you wanna talk about, let’s talk.” He knew Gossip Queen’s accusations were ridiculous, but most of the things she said were based on some kernel of truth. So even though he clearly doubted there was anything romantic going on between Buzz and January as she insinuated, something had happened involving a ring.

[woodyhazzard]

@lucasbuzzlightyear

Woody was exhausted. He had decided to play a prank on Buzz just for the hell of it. So, he waited until Buzz was asleep, then snuck into his room. Quietly, he set up the stereo system on a timer, programming it to play several annoying songs on repeat. He set it for exactly three a.m. He then crept out of the room and went to his own. He couldn’t help but laugh lightly. It didn’t take him long to fall asleep, but he couldn’t wait for Buzz’s reaction.

[jimhawkinss]

@lucasbuzzlightyear

[woodyhazzard]

@lucasbuzzlightyear

Woody hated, absolutely hated admitting when Buzz was right. Even worse, he hated admitting it to Buzz. But, it was inevitable, he knew. Didn’t mean he couldn’t delay it, though. He walked over to Buzz’ desk and sat a box of donuts on it. “Got your favorite. Oh, I picked up coffee too.” He then took a seat at his own desk, hoping that his best friend and partner would just accept the donuts and coffee and not inquire further. Of course, he knew the likelihood of that happening was slim, but he could hope. He picked up his coffee mug and took a sip and then pretended to focus on his work.

[woodyhazzard]

📱Buzz

Send me a “📱” and I will answer the following:

What was my muses 5 last sent texts yours?

Stop leaving two sips of milk and putting the carton back

Just throw the damn carton out.

I’m serious. I’ll kick your ass.

I’ve made a list of 100 ways to kill you where they will never find the body.

Buzz, it’s not funny! I could totally kick your ass!

What was my muses 5 last unsent texts yours.?

I haven’t seen you this happy in a long time.

Did you eat the last bagel?

Hey, so that dent on the car...hehe...

I can’t stop thinking about...her.

I know. She’s in Georgia and probably doesn’t even remember me but I can’t help it.

What was my muses last snapchat to yours?

Here

What my muse saved your number as?

Buzz

What contact photo my muse has set for yours?

Here

What ringtone my muse has set for yours?

Space Oddity--David Bowie

How many times my muse has called your this week?

6

How many calls has my muse missed from yours?

3