oh so yesterday me and emily were downtown and we decided to walk to nick's house and we called him beforehand and he said he had to go to his sister's girl scout thing so he couldn't hang out but we went to his house anyway and he didn't even come outside to say hi, he just waved from the window. so we went down the street to where his brother was playing basketball and we hung out with him for a bit and then we waited for nick's mom to leave the house and then we went to the gate to his back yard and we asked his brother if we could go in and he said yeah. so it was consensual. so anyways we go in his back yard and then emily goes to the slidey back door and opens it and looks inside and then someone (either nick or his dad) says "hello?!" and then emily slammed the door and then we sprinted out of the back yard and down the street and I literally peed my pants laughing
and that's when we were sober lolool