A new weapon for Hannibal and… My mother made a good point.
Yesterday. Real lunch conversation with my mother.
Me: When you’re upset with someone, ask for their business card.
Mother: Why?
Me: Because that’s what Hannibal does. And then he kills the people he…
Mother: Oh, cool, I understand, that’s a sharp object.
Me: No, mother, he doesn’t kill them with the card.
Mother: No? But it was an excellent idea, after he asks for the card, he uses it to kill them.
I was laughing thinking about an Hannibal/Gambit AU.
Me: Actually he keeps the cards in his rolodex, so when he throws a party he starts to choose from there what people he have to kill to prepare the dishes.
Mother: Right. What if they changed their address in the meantime?
Me: That’s a good question.
Mother: He risks killing someone he didn’t want to.
Me: …
