#lunch man

[elkitot]

They’re a couple because I said so!!!

[hubedihubbe]

I was unexplainably excited for lunch earlier today so when the clock struck twelve I got out of my chair in a rather dramatical way, singing the chorus in 'For the first time in forever' from Frozen with a lunch twist in it and I'm glad the other ladies in the PBX have a sense of humor hrehh this has been your daily fia good bye

[place-it-in-a-box]

Arguing With A Gay Lunch Man Who Looks Like Cory Monteith

Me: Ham and American cheese on a roll, please?

Lunch Lady: Okay-

Lunch Man (Fake Cory Monteith): Well, could you ask for that ham and american cheese sandwich on a roll any sadder?!?

Me: What?

Fake Cory: *head bob* The sandwich didn't do anything to you? Why you gotta be so depressed and stuff? You're hurting its feelings.

Me: That's just my voice! And plus it's raining outside! It's downing my mood.

Cory: Mmhmm... It ain't that upsetting. Hum a happy song!

Me: Okay..

Cory: What is your favorite song?

Me: I don't know...

Cory: Oh aren't you just full of happy information! Just... just sing 'The Sun'll Come Out Tomorrow'. And be happier!

Me: Okay, I'm sorry!

Cory: Just be happy.

[orlandoshroom]

Is it weird that my dream is to one day have a lunch man?