#lupone

[barbranotbarbara]

Babe

[streisandsapology]

This is lowkey the best song to ever exist in the entire world of all time

[barbiedisdain]

[radio-vomit]

hi take some more Patti LuPone as Avis Amberg

[fleetling]

She serves the text but she does not follow.

[iksvalsinats]

Can someone please teach me how to look like and literally become Patti Ann LuPone overnight? Thank you.

[jothehissilentanna]

Okay I just realized the depths of Patti's petty with Andrew Lloyd Webber.

I thought she sued him and just bought a swimming pool with his name just to say "Fuck you, look what I'm spending your money on." But no.... it's better. The significance is because of Joe dying in the pool in Sunset Boulevard. In addition, she invested his money in future Sondheim productions.

I may be stupid but I genuinely had no idea it was that brilliantly petty. Patti is everything I want to be.