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[x-files-polls]

Who's the better one-off character? (Round 4)

Steve & Edy (played by J.W. Smith & Curtis Jackson in "X-Cops")

Maurice & Lyda (played by Ed Asner & Lily Tomlin in "How the Ghosts…")

Voting ended onNov 22, 2025

Steve & Edy: Gays not buried! Also they manage to resolve conflict maturely and stay together. Pretty good queer rep for the year 2000

Maurice & Lyda: I appreciate their attempts at pop psychology and gaslighting

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X-Cops: A filming of an episode of COPS gets in the way of the collaborative effort between the FBI and the local police department. Mulder later finds out that the monster feeds on fear. While Mulder embraces the publicity, Scully is not so sure of it. The episode was filmed as if it were an authentic episode of the TV series COPS.

How the Ghost Stole Christmas: On Christmas Eve, Mulder convinces Scully to put aside her gift wrapping and stake out a reputed haunted house. But they discover a pair of lovelorn specters, Maurice and Lyda, living inside the house who are determined to prove how lonely the holidays can be.

[perfectlypreservedocs]

a 400+ year old vampire that keeps bemoaning the disappearance of their favorite hard drugs from the past like a boomer stoner who keeps complaining about how modern weed is too strong

[dotmander]

finally posting these: all my (current) characters, lovingly and painstakingly drawn as chibis

[jhesite]

Evening program! 😀

[thejointnews]

Mark and Patricia McCloskey, Who Aimed Guns at Protesters, Are Pardoned

Mark and Patricia McCloskey, Who Aimed Guns at Protesters, Are Pardoned

A St. Louis couple who gained prominence last year after they were filmed pointing guns at social justice demonstrators in front of their house were pardoned last week by Gov. Mike Parson. Mr. Parson’s decision, made last week and announced in a news release on Tuesday, came more than a month after the couple, Patricia and Mark McCloskey, pleaded guilty to misdemeanor charges over the…

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[tandytoaster]

One time I told a friend, "I just beat OFF for the very first time!" and then I had to explain that I meant the video game ahhdhfjfj - Lyda

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Lyda Rose

Updated icon for Lyda Rose, why are they so pretty!?  @blackwaldrogue

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It’s a small jog around the alleyway, cramped and stuffy as it is, and the girl peeped at the busy street, at the people passing by with almost frantic steps while their heads flicked side to side, or peered down at their cell phones.  No one seemed to notice her, which was really the best scenario she could hope for. 

She turns, creeping along the alley, picking her steps carefully over bits of unidentified litter and bits of paper and metal.  Her light pink sneakers are going to be streaked with filth, along with her matching pink socks!  The ones with frill at the end!

So what if she was fourteen?  Those were nice socks!

“I think we’re safe,” she said at last, coming to a pause by a dumpster.  Not that she was talking to the dumpster, of course; rather, she was addressing the figure curled on the other side of it.  And since she couldn’t see him from her current position, she had to hold her breath and skitter around the dumpster, giving it wide berth, and stopping to tap the man who was huddled just beside it.

“This smells,” she complains, tugging on the creamy cardigan that he wore over his light blue t-shirt.

For a moment, he doesn’t respond, electing to keep his head buried in his arms, propped up on his knees in a very uncomfortable-looking, ball-like position.  But after she tugs a bit more, he finally shifts, pulling his face out of his arms so she could see more than the messy curls piled on top of his head.  His eyes gleamed, a bright, iridescent shade of colors that spilled into his cheeks and down his neck, lighting up where major veins might’ve been if he had blood. 

“...What’s going on?” he finally prompts.  The girl, lost in the light show, didn’t answer for a moment. 

“..Lyda? What’s-”

“We’re safe for now,” she says, shaking her head and snapping back to him.  Odd, barefooted android..

“Though I think you’ll have to lose the shirt.  Doesn’t make sense to go around wearing the logo of the place we just broke out of on your chest.”

Lyda could be snarky when she chose, which was more often than the android often felt was necessary.  He sighs out, wiggling his fingers and tapping them together with deliberate motions.  Lyda watches him a moment.

“So..you’ve really never had fingers or feet or..any of-..” she motions to his body, “-..this..before today?”

The android responds with a shrug and a miserable nod, letting his head droop again. 

“And I hate it.”  

He curls his fists, feeling the odd, prickling sensations of pain that run across his palms when his nails begin digging into the artificial flesh.  He just..he wants his house back!  His house and his family and his daily routine and his familiar, body-less circuitry which had been built right into his house-!

“..So we gotta go now.  Okay?  Android?  You listening?”

He blinks, nodding and moving to stand. 

“..Yeah.  Yep.”

“You didn’t hear anything I just said,” Lyda crosses her arms up at him.  He’s..rather tall.  Not that height had mattered in the past.

“Nope.”

Lyda huffs out, leading him to the edge of the alleyway.  As soon as he sees the people walking by, though, he shrinks back. 

“We gotta go, Android,” she huffs again, grabbing one of his hands.  They’re so cold!  

“If we don’t, then you’ll run outta charge or something.  Your new body’ll shut down after some time, so we gotta find you a safe place before that happens.”

Android blinks his eyes at her, wide and bright and very much terrified.  Shut..shut down?  That sounds awful!

“Also..” she pauses to look him up and down again.  “...You need a name. We can’t just call you...Android...around other people.”

Lyda peeks out, glancing around.

“We could call you...uh...”

Across the street, a small vintage shop stands, with a steady stream of people coming in-and-out.  In the front window, a few large signs are on display: the old metal ones, a few with flashing lights, even.  One of them had famous names of New York cities plastered across a white, metal background in huge, black lettering.  

“....How about..uh..Harlem?”

The Android blinks, looking at her with a curious look.

“Har..lem..” he mimics.  It tastes odd, it sounds odd, and he doesn’t like the way all his new insides feel when he says it.

“Mhm.  Harlem and Lyda.”

She grabs his hand again and gives it a tug.

“No one’ll even ask.  Now.  Let’s get you a charger.”