who: lysander ( @lys-ash-rai ) where: french chateau fantasies when: august 18
Lorelai nearly chokes on her smoked salmon at the incoming disaster. “ Are you kidding me ? You have to be kidding me, because there’s no way I have luck so poor that I could manage acquiring the pettiest stalker on top of all the chaos already in my life. ” She takes a step back, surveying their outfit and rage building. “ How could you even possibly know I bought snake heels ? ” She pinches the bridge of her nose, staring up at the ceiling. “ This isn’t happening. I’m having a nightmare. ”












