#lyss.dream

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dnfFighting the second they get the chance oh I’ve missed this immensely

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reread mangoball this morning and found this screenshot that pretty succinctly describes the last year 😭

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omg sands of time this is their domain 😼

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Can Dream keep his status as the undisputed king of Parkour Warrior?

As promised, with Dream's newfound vigor for beating the Parkour Warrior record, an updated analysis of his best possible time given the splits shown on his most recent (11/3/23) stream!

With new course run optimizations courtesy of fruitberries and SandwichLord, Dream has improved on his previous time massively, cutting his optimized best time down nearly 30 seconds from the last time I did this. In fact, though he posited it may be possible to get a 4:20.00 last year, he's absolutely blown that prediction (and the optimized time in my previous analysis) out of the water this fall. If he manages to match this optimized time, he'll be cutting down another 22.49 seconds from his current time, which is not only an insane merit on his own, but also more than 4 seconds under the time that SandwichLord has put forward as the world record.

More details under the cut!

For those curious, this is the side-by-side, as well as the differences from the last analysis I did (from his May 29, 2022 stream) to this most recent one!

As we can see, he's improved, even if slightly, on every single level of the course. Additionally, it's an interesting trend to see that he's made the most progress/cuts on the latter half of the course, most dramatically level 5-3, The Wall Clinger, where he cut on ladder climbing time, as well as level 8-2, The Chain Pipes.

Also of note are the improvements in time on 5-1 (The Fish Bones) and 6-3 (The Bending Barrys), both sections where Dream has identified massive time sinks in the past!

As a note: the change in "One-Run Bests" just means the difference between his previous long-standing best time and the record he just set this evening.

And for those who are really interested in the raw data, here is a screenshot of the raw data taken straight from his stream and processed minimally :)

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deeply obsessed with Dream’s need to make this competiti. ok wait what does George mean he’s a mother

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WHAT THE HELL

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KNOW YOUR HISTORY! Dream and Lil Nas X are besties 👍

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this stream ending with dnf fighting irl when this world was for them to play with each other during the pandemic I COULD CRYYYYYYY