Oct 22, 2020
the real reason that jon couldn't turn his ceaseless watcher gaze upon those wretched ants is cause they would just run around and dodge it like microwave beams
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the real reason that jon couldn't turn his ceaseless watcher gaze upon those wretched ants is cause they would just run around and dodge it like microwave beams
jon, murdering jonah: fuck you *unmagnuses your archives*
good omens walked so supernatural could trip, stumble, and fall directly into super mega turbo hell
so remember how fallout new vegas was supposed to have companion romance options but couldn't implement it because of time constraints? you'd think that straight/bi men could romance cass, straight/bi women could romance boone, wlw could romance veronica, and mlm could romance arcade, right? but consider the following:
- benny was also supposed to be a companion, but much like companion romance, that feature wasn't implemented due to time constraints
- female couriers can seduce benny
- the fact that male couriers with the confirmed bachelor perk can flirt with arcade suggests that maybe the devs already implemented some romance stuff (such as, perhaps, seducing benny) before realizing they'd have to scrap the feature
- the fact that boone has a dead wife that he's still mourning makes it seem that perhaps he wouldn't be the best option for a romanceable companion
in conclusion, the romanceable companion option for straight/bi women was supposed to be BENNY
yes my tagging system sucks ass no i will not be changing it because this is the system i've had for like 6 years at this point
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