cathode-gay-tube's spamtenna fic list!
[[ HEY EVERY !! ]] The list of spamtenna fics on my blog was getting real long, so I decided to compile a master list. These are listed in chronological order of posting and have word count, rating, and a description so you can quickly peruse the catalogue and find something you might like to read.
I will update this post as I post new fics, so keep checking back!
Please be aware that most of these fics contain explicit sexual content. I tag extensively to give readers a clear idea of what they're getting into, so read the tags if you aren't sure it's for you.
Test Drive - 4.8k - Explicit Spamton takes Tenna for a ride in his newest Cungadero, right off the show floor. Gotta try before you buy, right? Sweet and gently fumbling spamtenna first time! (And my first fic for them hehe.) Spamton is surprisingly thoughtful, but don't tell him that or he'll kill you. Big Shot Spamton.
[Business Loving Businessmen] - 4k - Explicit IF I GET [Kissed on the mouth] DOING THAT YOU JUST HAVE TO [take it]! Spamton and Tenna brute force Tenna’s parental controls. Thinly veiled metaphor for putting trust in your partner, fully accepting yourself, and letting them accept you. Also there's wireplay. Big Shot Spamton. Bottom Tenna.
Coming Straight From Your House! - 11.2k, ongoing - Explicit Tenna learns about pipis. Tenna wants a pipis. Tenna wants a pipis inside of him. Spamtenna breeding and pregnancy kink, with a lot of plot (if you couldn't tell by that word count lmfao). They're down bad for each other, but afraid to commit... will exploring this bring them together, or will it be the thing that tears them apart? Big Shot Spamton. Bottom Tenna.
Casting Couch - 4.7k - Explicit As executive producer of TV Time, Tenna gets exclusive power in who does — and does not — make the cut on his show. A certain mailman needs to prove he's got what it takes, or else risk getting dropped as a sponsor. Can Spamton handle the pressure, or will his dreams of becoming a [[BIG SHOT]] be dashed on the cushions of Tenna's dressing room couch? Tenna wants to be in charge, for once. Spam lets him, but not before putting him through the paces... and putting on a show of his own. FEACHERING a cut scene from a real movie...?! Big Shot Spamton. Bottom Spam.
Dry Clean Only - 552 words - Explicit Tenna's all dressed up, but all Spamton wants to do is dress him down… Quick n dirty on multiple vectors, plus art from acsparkplug! Big Shot Spamton. Bottom Tenna.
Big Red Riding Hood and the Little Bad Wolf - 1.4k - Mature with Explicit Art Once upon a time, there was a very lovely television, and a very wicked wolf… what will happen when their paths cross? A classic tale retold for modern times. A Halloween collab with art from johnnywilcocks! This one's sex comedy, it's very silly. I took the text of the original fairy tale and ran. Big Shot Spamton... ish.
Serum.exe - 3.3k - Explicit Spamton comes down with a rather unusual virus. Tenna learns a lot more than he bargained for. Truth serum fic, and first in an ongoing series. This one's played mostly for laughs, until that prophecy hits at the end... Big Shot Spamton.
From All Angles - 100 words - Explicit Spamton gets extra frisky in his NEO form… Written for Wanksgiving 2025. Exactly 100 words of filth. Spamton NEO. Bottom Tenna.
Supernova - 1.3k - Explicit “You have NO idea,” Tenna growled, “how long I have been waiting to do this.” If there's one thing that will get Tenna's feelings through Spamton's thick head, it's action. Tenna wants to tell Spamton I love you, but he can't get the words out, so he uses his body instead. :3 Big Shot Spamton. Bottom Tenna.
Coming Straight From Your House! Interstitial I - The First Pipis - 1.6k - Explicit Mind filled with indecent thoughts of his business partner, Spamton gets caught off guard the first time he lays a pipis. I should have broken this off into its own fic since it can be read as such. This is set before Spamton and Tenna get together! And may or may not feature the jacket from Test Drive... (Everything I write for them is linked. I am insane. Please ask me about it.) Big Shot Spamton. Solo Spam.
How the Spinch Stole Christmas - 2.8k - Explicit with Explicit Art After the annual Whoville Christmas feast winds down, the Spinch gives Tenna May Whovier a tour of his lair… A sex comedy-flavored parody of How The Grinch Stole Christmas! Another sex comedy holiday collab with art from johnnywilcocks! This one is specifically based off the Jim Carrey Grinch movie, but you can read it and have fun without that context, too. Seriously, I went crazy on this. There's rhyming. Dear god. Puppet Spamton. Bottom Tenna.
All I Want for Christmas (Is a Dick in a Box) - 4k - Explicit Tenna and Spamton exchange gifts at the annual TV Time holiday party, with a bonus round after hours. And Spamton brought something special… A horny and corny holiday romp! They love each other, your honor. Can they fucking say it already? Big Shot Spamton. Bottom Tenna.
Fever - 5.3k - Explicit Tenna catches Spamton’s virus and holes up at home, alone with his thoughts. Spamton swoops in to help, but something he said is about to come back to bite him. A follow-up to Serum.exe. This one is sickfic taken seriously, and there's a healthy dose of angst running through it, especially at the end. The plot bug really seized me, here... I'm proud of this one. Big Shot Spamton. Bottom Tenna.
Caked Up - 5.5k - Explicit with Mature Art Spamton and Tenna's Valentine's date night! Tenna bakes a cute cake. Spamton eats two cakes. Gee Spamton, how come your mom lets you eat two cakes…? Two fools foolishly in love, with a fun and sexy twist. Spamtenna attempt a Valentine's night in, and of course go off script immediately. Giant handsome apron-wearing older husband Tenna. A lovely throughline about Spamton realizing some feelings. And beautiful cover art by johnnywilcocks! Big Shot Spamton. Bottom Tenna.
Cream, Two Sugars - 1k - Teen For as often as "I love you" was tossed around in the heat of the moment, it was strictly off limits at any other time. Too weighty. Too sacred, for what they had. A phrase for lovers, for soulmates, not for business partners who helped each other blow off some steam on the side. But now, the business and pleasure were all mixed together — impossible to untangle without cutting through it entirely — and something new had bloomed, fragile and hopeful. The first time Tenna and Spamton realized they were in love with each other, and the first time they acknowledged it. Bonus Valentine's fic, but it's not themed as such and can be read anytime! A character study about how much they love each other, and the first time they realized it. AND THEY FINALLY SAY IT. SCREAMS!!!! Big Shot Spamton.
Spamton and Tenna's Eggcellent Adventure - 1.5k - Teen with Explicit Art Grab your baskets and dress in your Sunday best, it's time for an Easter egg hunt! I hear there's a prize for whoever collects the most eggs… and Tenna's in it to win it. Spamton has certainly left plenty for him to find… A cute lil Easter romp, with some spicy art by acsparkplug! I really will never pass up an opportunity to put Tenna in an outfit, huh. Puppet Spamton.
Stay on the Line - 12.3k, ongoing - Explicit A mishap with the laptop shuts down Cyber City, and Tenna and Spamton are forced apart, unable to communicate. Spamton finds a workaround via the phone, but it comes at a cost. Spamtenna try to make long distance work, featuring a delicious, horror-filled diversion into spambene (aka Spamton and the Mysterious Benefactor). Emotional rollercoaster with a happy (?) ending.
Pounded in the Butt by My Handsome Sentient Television - 4.2k - Explicit Spamton G. Spamton is tired. Nothing seems to go his way in life, be it work, friendship, or love. Staring down the barrel of stagnation, his sole source of comfort is his beloved television, offering an easy escape to anywhere he could imagine. A lonely night at home changes everything. The power of his latent desire brings his television to life, and this handsome host wants nothing more than to please… but only once Spamton accepts his love, and learns to love himself along the way. Spamtenna meets Chuck Tingle in this sexy and self-aware romp! I saw that guy on tour (he kicked absolute ass) and it lit a fire under my own ass to write something! And to make a cover. The cover is very important. Please clap. Objectum-ish with human Spamton and questionably robotic television Tenna. Bottom Spamton.