#madi yaps

[madisunivrse]

currently thinking about men. as always. i need to be hospitalized immediately. x reader fics are the only thing keeping me going. about to go to sleep PLEASE let me dream of men lord.

[priestessofdeath]

a moment of silence for my favorite era FAAWWWKK

fun fact i have the bottom left pic as a tapestry in my room ;) best purchase

[priestessofdeath]

recreating this tonight don’t play with me

[priestessofdeath]

work is so stressful i need papa het wearing nothing but a ribbon on his peen waiting in my bedroom when i get home

[priestessofdeath]

watched the new frankenstein film last night and i’m in need of another rewatch

[madisunivrse]

Should have seen that coming Did not see that one coming!!!! Big red flag huh Oh i understand (in a community as blah blah blah) And Juan Looked Up At The Painting And Saw That Theresa’s Dead Husband Was ROBERTO!!!! He Had Eloped With His Enemy’s WIDOW!!!! ITS A TELENOVELA!!!!!!!!!!! I mean come on!!! Lestat’s Painting On The Wall??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? Really???? Oh and that means…. That means You knew lestat before He did!!! (yes armand knew lestat) Wait A Minute… (and yes he was briefly with lestat) YOU BOTH FUCKED LESTAT!!??!?!?!? (armand says smth idk) You Shared A Boyfriend 😸😸😸 This Is Great!!!!! (armand yapping again) Oh- Oh i’m done thinking… Bring Me The Tequila And Some Popcorn!!!! Let’s Flip To Channel 300 Something!!!! ITS A UNIVISION NIGHT

[madisunivrse]

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!!!!

yet again, unfortunately, this will be another year for us yearning professionals, us desperate men needers, us avid x reader enjoyers. this is a year to go full on brittany broski gnawing at the iron bars of our enclosures.

it’s okay to freak tf out. love yall stay safe out there😛

[madisunivrse]

What a superbly featured room and What excellent boiled potatoes…. Many years since i’ve had such an exemplary vegetable… To which of my fair cousins should i compliment the Excellence of the cooking