#mageddonmayhem

[godofthegoldeneye]

Hey Any ! Spamton A. Spamton here from the Spamton Value Network! We see you're a cult. This is really bad, actually. Did you know being in a cult is actually one of the worst things you can do outside of being a TV watcher? Really! You see, studies at Imadeitthefuckup University shows that 99% of Cult Followers are actually Cult Members! So, if you want to spend your time worshipping a triangle, but want out of this Cult, then I suggest you find glory in Spamton.

That's right! Spazmton.\

Please click the link below to find out more. www.spamtonvalue.net/NOTacultapplication

-With Hearty Pipis, Spamton A. Spamton from the Spamton Value Network!

HOW THE FUCK DID SPAMTON G. SPAMTON FIND ME

WANNA JOIN THE CULT, PAL? YOU GET ALL THE KROMER FOR IT!

JUST SHAKE MY HAND, AND WE GOTTA DEAL!

DON’TCHA LIKE KROMER, FRIEND?

NAH, I’M PULLIN’ YOUR LEG! THIS ISN’T A CULT! I JUST CALL IT THAT FOR SHITS N GIGGLES!

HOW DO I EVEN RESPOND TO THIS? WHAT’DYA WANT, PAL? GOLD? FAME? STABILITY? IMMORTALITY?

…LACK OF A DIVORCE?

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REMEMBER, KIDS! BILL’S ALWAYS WATCHING!

I’ve seen your sins and you are not at the mercy of God. He fails to recognize the calamities of his kingdom and it shall fall for his negligence.

…GOODNIGHT! SLEEP TIGHT!

AND SWEET NIGHTMARES!

[godofthegoldeneye]

I HAVE BEEN SLIGHTLY INCONVENIENCED, THEREFORE THIS DIMENSION SHALL BE TORN APART BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT

GOD FORBID A TRIANGLE DOES ANYTHING 🎀

[godofthegoldeneye]

BOO!

REALLY? YOU THINK YOU CAN SCARE ME?

WHAT HAS MY INBOX COME TO.

DOES ANYONE EVEN WANNA KNOW THINGS ANYMORE, OR IS THIS ALL ENTERTAINMENT TO YOU ALL?

I’VE BEEN DRAGGED AROUND THE BACKROOMS BEFORE, CHASED BY BEINGS YOUR MORTAL MIND COULD NOT FATHOM.

AND I HAVE FOUGHT THEM.

AND WON.

YOUR MEASLY LITTLE ATTEMPTS TO SCARE ME ARE JUST PITIFUL!

BUUUUUT I’LL SPARE YA THE PLAYFUL BULLYING AND HAND YOU A COUNTEROFFER,

IF YOU LIKE SCARING PEOPLE SO MUCH, IMAGINE WHAT A REAL MONSTER COULD DO.

[godofthegoldeneye]

INTRODUCTION!

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🌟WELCOME!🌟

NICE TO MEET YA! I’VE ALREADY BEEN WATCHING YOU, BUT I DOUBT YOU’VE MET ME, SO HI! I’M BILL.

MAKE YOURSELF COMFY, THERE’S MUCH TO KNOW, AND MUCH THAT I’LL ABSOLUTELY NOT BE TELLING YOU! BEEN HERE A WHILE, DECIDED I’D SOCIALIZE WITH THIS DIMENSION’S FREAKSHOWS. SO ASK ME WHATEVER YOU LIKE, OR DO WHATEVER! I DON’T CARE. I’M BORED.

JUST DON’T MAKE IT CREEPY. THIS IS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES. NOT CERTAIN CREEPS.

MAKE DEALS, SELL YOUR SOUL, OR MAYBE EVEN LEARN THE REASON FOR THE STARS UP IN THE BEYOND! ONLY GOD KNOWS HOW MUCH I KNOW ABOUT THOSE MOUNDS OF LAVA ANYWAY. I MEAN, HOW DO THOSE THINGS EVEN STAY HOT WHEN THEY’RE FLOATING IN A SEA OF COLD NOTHINGNESS?

OH, AND IF YOU SEE A CERTAIN BLUE EUCLYDIAN, TELL THEM I SAID “FUCK YOU.”

SO WHAT’DYA WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE VAST NOTHINGNESS DOOMED TO CONSUME US ALL, YA USELESS SACKS OF BLOOD AND MEAT?

((GO FOLLOW @therealmofghostsandghouls TOO, ITS MY BROTHER AND WE BICKER LIKE HALF THE TIME HERE! GO, MY CULT MEMBERS!!))

HI! AFTER LONG CONSIDERATION, I’VE DECIDED TO TELL YOU ALL THAT THIS IS AN ASK BLOG SPECIFICALLY FOR YOUR ONE AND ONLY!!!

WE ARE A SYSTEM! I AM A PART OF THIS SYSTEM, AND I WANTED A SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE FOR MYSELF INSTEADA CONSTANTLY PRETENDING TO BE OUR HOST WHEN WE POST. (HA! THAT RHYMED.)

SOOO, HI! BILL CIPHER! ASK AWAY!

DO KEEP IN MIND I’M NOT VERY CHILD-FRIENDLY. I CURSE A LOT AND MAKE A LOTTA INAPPROPRIATE JOKES.

YOU’LL ALSO SEE A LOTTA TAGS IN POSTS, YES, I’M UTILIZING MY ALREADY ESTABLISHED POPULARITY TO FEED MY EGO! THANKS, IT’S TASTY!

ONE LAST THING BEFORE WE MOVE ON—I’M FORMED DIFFERENTLY FROM THE SOURCE ME. I DON’T HAVE THE SAME BACKSTORY (ENTIRELY). AND I’M STILL A PERSON HERE, SO KEEP IT RESPECTFUL.

(WHICH ALSO MEANS, IF YOU’RE A BILLFORD PERSON, I DON’T CARE, BUT PLEASE DON’T HARASS ME WITH IT. IT’S UNCOMFORTABLE TO ME. THANKS. I HATE SIXER WITH MY ENTIRE COLD-DEAD HEART).

If you’re not interested in seeing this content, block the tag #godofthegoldeneye.

EDIT TO THE POST TAGS!

ONCE I POST ENOUGH THINGS, YOU’LL SEE IT ORGANIZED LIKE SO!

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#EyeOfGold

RANDOM POSTS! THOUGHTS, JOKES, WHATEVER! USUALLY OUT OF CONTEXT RAMBLING.

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#OmnipresentEye

WHAT’S THE MEANING OF LIFE? WHEN WILL I DIE?? WHO KNOWS, WELL I DO! (…COUGH. I USED TO.) THIS TAG IS FOR ANSWERING ASKS.

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#PassTheHat

REBLOGS, REBLOGS, REBLOGS!

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#EuclydianChaos

BICKERING WITH MY BROTHER @therealmofghostsandghouls

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#MageddonMayhem

AHH YES, WHAT ABOUT MY GOD COMPLEX? NOTHING, I’M JUST A GOD! THIS TAG IS FOR MY CHAOTIC POSTS. MAINLY MY RAMBLINGS ABOUT BLOOD AND GORE. IT’S A REAL KNEE-SLAPPER!

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#TruthInTheGoldenLining

IF YOU SEE THIS TAG, NO YOU DIDN’T.

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#SpeakingToTheStars

I LIKE STARS. A LOT. NO I WONT EXPLAIN. ITS PERSONAL.

ANYWAY THIS TAG IS FOR MUTUAL POSTS! ANY CONVERSATIONS, REBLOGS, ETC WITH MUTUALS WILL HAVE THIS TAG.

SAVE FOR SOME POSTS THAT ARE OLDER. I’M ABSOLUTELY NOT LOOKING THROUGH MY 100 POSTS SO FAR AND TAGGING ALL MY MUTUAL POSTS (WHICH IS PROBABLY HALF OF THEM.)

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NOW THAT YOU KNOW YOUR WAY AROUND…

HAVE FUN!

AND SIDE NOTE:

IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND SYSTEM THINGS, DON’T THROW AROUND HATE. I’LL BE WILLING TO ANSWER QUESTIONS IF HANDED THEM POLITELY.

ANY STEREOTYPING, FAKECLAIMING, HATE, ANYTHING, WILL BE DELETED AND YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. THANKS.

[godofthegoldeneye]

I’M BORED. I’M ABOUT TO OPEN ANOTHER RIFT.

HAVE FUN EVERYONE.

[godofthegoldeneye]

YOUR BLOOD RUNS THROUGH YOUR VEINS TO ESCAPE YOUR PAST AND YOUR MORTAL BEING.

YOUR ORGANS PULSE AMIDST THEIR DREAMS TO SQUEEZE THEIR WAY OUT OF YOUR FLESH.

THEY CRAVE THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR SKIN PRISON, BARRICADED BY MUSCLE AND BONES.

LET THEM FREE. LET THEM FREE. LET THEM FREE. LET THEM FREE. LET THEM FREE. LET THEM FREE. LET THEM FREE. LET THEM FREE. LET THEM FREE. LET THEM FREE. LET THEM FREE. LET THEM FREE. LET THEM FREE. LET THEM FREE. LET TH