I rewatched Magi: Abridged recently and some of the stuff is so out of pocket but it's also SO fucking hilarious so here's some of my favourite quotes that I'm probably going to reference in fics :)
Like 90% of it is Alibaba
Also some of them aren't 100% accurate
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Judar: Oh fuck I think I left my purse down there Sinbad: HEY YOUR FORGOT YOUR SATCHEL Judar: IT'S A PURSE
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Alibaba: Hey baby where are you from, hottie island? Morgiana: Actually I'm a slave from the Dark Continent ._. Alibaba: Oh... well you don't look African- *gets kicked into a wall*
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Alibaba: I'm not wishing for you to dwell inside my body! Amon: Bitch... ya just did
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Hakuryuu: And then I had a dream about my mother... which is probably why I woke up screaming 'whore' at the top of my lungs
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Aladdin: So why don't you just take some yoga classes and learn to suck yoUR OWN DICK??! Alibaba: ... you can learn?
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Sharrkan: Before you master your swordplay, you've gotta learn to master your swordplay Alibaba: Oh you're talking about my dick
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Idk His Name: Did you just get a boner? Alibaba: Yes, aND SO DID MY SWORD!
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Judar: You remember a little city called Atlantis? No Name Guard: Yeah it sunk years ago Judar: Yup, that was me... I still have the plug B) No Name Guard: Man you can't shit yourself quietly in these pants
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Sinbad: Masrururururururur me and Ja'far are having a meeting and need some coffee Masrur: Mhm Ja'far: Actually can I get a pumpkin spice macchiato? Masrur: ANYTHINGFORYOUDADDY
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Ja'far: GET YOUR BELLY DANCING ASS BACK DOWN HERE
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Judar: The only other Magis other than myself are a woman and a Surprisingly Attractive Homeless Man
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Sinbad: All women have big boobs :) Ja'far: I speak for all A cups when I say-
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Alibaba: Oh... well how about your dick-? *gets thrown into a wall again*
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Alibaba: Oh Jesus... Sinbad: What's a Jesus?
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Aladdin: Oh yeah? Well... nice.... eyshadow! Haha got him Judar: Yeah I like your eyeshadow too Aladdin: I'm not wearing any- *gets punched*
















