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Guess I truly am the protagonist of a creepypasta

A swarm of flies just out of nowhere terrorized the kitchen and from one moment to the next they just fuckin’ vanished.

What compelled them to come here and interrupt my dinner? Why so many? There was nothing that could’ve attracted them to this specific place in the house. 

Does this have to do with the dream where I made the encounter of the mountain-sized mammoth of primordial evil?

If this is another “creepy deer skinwalkers at the edge of the forest I used to live at”-situation I’m out

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Asking Warhammer Fantasy People in regards to Vampires

Yeah, I’ve reached the part where the Lineages of Vampires are being discussed.

So I guess The whole Nagash, Vashanesh and Lahmia aspect of Warhammer Vampires is just one giant Anne Rice Vampire Chronicles reference? Cause, y’know, those books have that Akasha thing going if I remember correctly. Then again, I have only a very vague Idea of the Vampire Chronicles. Never read those books. 

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Magnifigal’s Shit-tastic She-Ra/Warhammer 40k Crossover headcanons (read it at your own risk, I put too much effort into this)

Let’s get out the obvious drabbles that floated through my brain:

Adora: Sister of Battle, her sword channels the will of the Emprah and smites the shit out of people.

Glimmer: HECKIN’ PSYKER (of course)

Bow: Inquisitor-in-training

Angella: LIVING SAINT (cause of her wings...duh)

Entrapta: Techpriest, doesn’t know she’s technically a heretek since she’s fraternising with XENOS SCUM Hordak, who’s a dark Eldar in this universe.

Catra: Underhive dweller/Gang Leader who eventually falls to the forces of Chaos (either Tzeentch or Khorne, My money’s on Tzeentch). Also used to be friends with Adora before they were separated. I HAVE A COMIC PLANNED AND EVERYTHING GOOD LORD YES I WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN.

Shadow Weaver: Formerly a psyker for the Imperium, now devout follower of Tzeentch

Hordak: DRUKHARI XENOS SCUM HELLBENT ON SPREADING SUFFERING WHEREVER HE GOES

Scorpia: Mutant Underhive gang member, Catra’s new bff. Her life is even more suffering considering Catra’s starting to listen to strange voices of the warp.

Feel free to blast me off into the void of Space for unleashing ABSOLUTE HERESY on this blog. 

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Happy Birthmas to meee

Usually I’d post something related to Jeenko or something, but I’m a little busy right now. But HEY 25 YEARS ON THIS PLANET, WOOHOO

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Only now have I discovered the fact that Hirohiko Araki did illustrations for the Alex Rider books.

And I am L I V I D.

SOMEBODY SHOULD’VE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS.

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Just finished Von Carstein Trilogy part 1: Inheritence

Spoiler-free, no worries, just getting my thoughts out:

So far, GOOD GOD IT’S BLEAK. It’s really easy to read and all and the dialogue can be funny (in a morbid sort of way) but sweet merciful Sigmar it’s just all in all depressing. 

It doesn’t help the fact that I’m currently trying to recover from yet another fit of Cold. Nurgle really loves me. No matter how much herbal tea I consume I keep being given Grandpas gifts. I mean, I know it was my birthday and all, but this is just overkill.

Gonna go straight to Dominion, let’s see what happens next.

@tw6464 @swedebeast @immanueldid @fuukonomiko 

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Birthday was great

But going to bed not so much. It’s gonna be a full moon on Friday the 13th, so I’m gonna expect even more nights haunted by weird dreams and headaches. On the other hand green matcha ice cream is great. And would love to make my own mochi.

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Continuing Reading Retribution

and Jerek von Carstein continues to be the winner of “Goodest Boy Awards 2019″, followed closely by Kallad “needs love and appreciation” Stormwarden.