#mairrage

[onlyyprettiier]

I’m not alone right??

[ride-or-dyke]

Cishet guy in my town won’t leave me alone, he keeps calling me cute n shit, no matter HOW many times I friend zone him and tell him I’m GAY and not only did he not get over his stupid crush, now he’s fallen in LOVE and convinced that he’s gonna marry me and we’re gonna have a happy little platonic romantic mairrage and I asked him, but what about true love, or sex? and he says, I can live without sex as long as I’m with you I have true love. Like BITCH. MAYBE YOU CAN GO WITHOUT SEX AND SHIT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?! sorry dude. I’m not marrying you. I’m gonna find myself a girl, who I will LOVE, and Imma put a ring on HER finger and bang her cuz I want PUSSY. I’m not fuckin MARRYING you just to spare your feelings. so stop asking. leave me the fuck alone and go fall in love with someone else.

[gallusrostromegalus]

I want to build IKEA furniture with you.

My parents have been happily married for 30 years this December, and honestly, watching them assemble furniture will tell you everything about how to do a long term relationship.

The first thing is that they deal with each other as individuals, with individual talents and failings.  For instance- my dad is obsessive about reading the documentation and hesitant to use hardware, whereas mom has trouble converting text into spatial information and tends to work things out by handling them.  So Mom goes and makes a cup of tea while dad takes 20 to read the instructions, lets dad summarize them for her, and then she’s the one handling the pieces, and he follows her lead about “You hold that” and “push here” etc.  

Also, while there’s a definite division of labor based on ability, they make sure that they’re doing equal amounts of work total per day.  Mom usually ends up doing most of the direction, and management is hard, so Dad makes dinner afterward.

Another thing is that they know to build their environment to suit them and avoid necessary irritations- never try to assemble furniture on a deadline or when it’s hotter than 85 out.  If they start getting frustrated becuase one of the pieces is warped or whatever, they just...  Announce they’re getting too frustrated for this and take a fucking break. Eat lunch, have a nap.  Everyone gets angry or overwhelmed at some point but anger also kind of makes you dumb so if you need to do something intellectual, give yourself time to chill first, then discuss the problem when you’ve got the spoons for it.

So between knowing each other as individuals, setting a clear plan, working cooperatively and putting in equal investment, they’ve been happily married through two weird kids, three dogs, four remodels, three serious illnesses and 30 and still tell each other “I love you” a dozen times a day.

...I realize I’ve gotten away from the point of this ask but- I;m really fucking good at assembling furniture but I have high expectations of you too, nonny.

[arvahennaartist]

What a beautiful event and awesome location. #bridal #bridalshower #mairrage #wedding #preweddingphoto #engagement #weddingideas #outofthebox #weddinginspiration #bridalfashion #bridalinspiration #ideasfortattoos #ideasforartists #ideasforwedding #whitehenna #njhenna #nycfashionweek #nycsummer #collegefun #partyideas #partyfun #funideas (at Chart House) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2W-94NhmAe/?igshid=92goks5hxj3r

[arvahennaartist]

Fusion wedding and when the bride wants only the feet done to go with the white dress. #bridalfusion #bridal #mairrage #weddingideas #bridal #bridalparty #weddingshoes #tobebride #brooklynhenna #nycbirthday #nycfashionweek #bridal #bridalhennanj #bridalparty (at Brooklyn, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1y_26NhSUH/?igshid=1j14r1w7m7igu

[happyyaduvanshi-blog]

#cousinsis #mairrage #familytime #photography #party #enjoy #selfie #instagram #instadaily #happyyaduvanshi

[blogger4zero]

Namwar pakistani siasat dan ki girls friends aur khufiya shadiyan

Namwar pakistani siasat dan ki girls friends aur khufiya shadiyan

نامور پاکستانی سیاستدانوں کی گرل فرینڈز اور خفیہ شادیاں۔۔۔۔۔ نامور صحافی نے ذرا لحاظ کئے بغیر اچھے اچھوں کے پول کھول دیئے

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[blogger4zero]

” میری یہ پہلی شادی ہے اور تجربہ بھی نہیں لہٰذا۔۔۔ “ محکمہ صحت خانیوال کے ملازم نے شادی کی چھٹی کیلئے ایسی درخواست دیدی کہ پڑھ کر آپ کیلئے بھی ہنسی روکنا مشکل ہوجائے گا

” میری یہ پہلی شادی ہے اور تجربہ بھی نہیں لہٰذا۔۔۔ “ محکمہ صحت خانیوال کے ملازم نے شادی کی چھٹی کیلئے ایسی درخواست دیدی کہ پڑھ کر آپ کیلئے بھی ہنسی روکنا مشکل ہوجائے گا

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